Chaos in USA

[Slasher]

[Boac]

Are the rumours that Prince Philip has visited him in his cell untrue?

[Boac]

Is that buffoon 'Tim' just bald or does he live in a very cold house?

[John Hill]

Are the rumours that Prince Philip has visited him in his cell untrue?

His Range Rover was seen parked outside the prison.

[llondel]

Are the rumours that Prince Philip has visited him in his cell untrue?

His Range Rover was seen parked outside the prison.

Outside? I'm impressed that he didn't park it in the wall.

[John Hill]

To b e more specific it was bogged in the rose garden outside the visitor entrance.

[FD2]

It's like a cliche from CSI or one of those other crappy programmes - key accused/witness dies in bizarre hanging incident. What's the betting no one is found culpable. I'm sure the fragrant Ms Maxwell will be able to shed some light on some Epstein matters as they seem to have been good chums.

Prince Philip is supposed to have arrived at Balmoral early for his holiday and frightened the Ginger Minger away, as he has stated in the past he wouldn't stay under the same roof as her. Well done Sir!

I would love to be a fly on the wall during breakfast porridge time with HM, HRH and Andy. I expect there might be a bit of a chill in the air.

[Boac]

"Andrew - would you like some porridge?"
"I'd prefer Community Service, Ma'am"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

I shall be watch some of Ronnie Barker's finest moments again shortly.

[Boac]

What's the latest Fake news from Trumpland?

[FD2]

It came as a bit of a surprise to read that they are finding it difficult to contact Ghislaine - a friend states that the 'lady' said she would just 'disappear' once the Epstein business reared its head, so to speak. Who'd have thunk it?

I wonder whose out-of-the way ranch she might be staying in. Hopefully not sleeping with the fishes just yet.

[Stoneboat]

I wonder whose out-of-the way ranch she might be staying in. Hopefully not sleeping with the fishes just yet.

I'd sure-as-hell be looking over my shoulder wherever she is.
Interesting to note the only two live names made public so far are the Senator from Maine (D) and the ex-Gov of NM, also (D), now that Mintz from MIT has gone for a dirt nap.

[Slasher]

Only thing they missed was the global warming scam component:

[Boac]

We bought into the snake-oil salesman too many times"

- so true. And it's happening again.

[OFSO]

My Republican friend in Fresno told me they found some homeless guy, substituted him for Epstein, strung him up and smuggled Epstein out of jail and away. She said it's the only joint Republican/Democrat project that has worked flawlessly.

[llondel]

They've only done that because they haven't yet found the cache of documents he's arranged to be released in the event of his actual death.

[boing]

Ghislaine has those now.

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[FD2]

I see that Andy has cut short his visit to Balmoral and flown south. No doubt more urgent business to deal with elsewhere or maybe a big bollocking from dad, about both Ghislaine and the Ginger One, has upset him? Even at 98 I dare say he could still deliver a good one!

[Undried Plum]

The local gossip is that Andy moved first to Birkhall and then went onwards.

The official story being put out was that he was pissed off about the pisspoor grouse shooting this year, but that was bollocks as he already been told by the locals that the grouse count this year is shite.

The Ginger Minge was temporairlly housed at Birkhall, but that was never going to mollify the Greek/Danish guy anyway.

Nowt to do with the fact that Pandy had been shagging a locally (far far far away) illegal child all those years ago. Oh no. Not at all.

[FD2]

Maybe he moved to Birkhall after an interview with the eminence grise, without coffee? Cold bed there as the ginger one had already fled. All the elements of a farce with a dysfunctional family trying to rub along together and failing miserably.

Ginge flees in fast black to Dyce when she hears the old man's arrived early and is on the war path, knowing full well she was at Balmoral. Then Andy summoned to 'the prescence'...and departs in high dudgeon, blaming the damned grouse.