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Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:54 pm
by Pontius Navigator
TheGreenGoblin wrote:
Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:53 pm
Boac wrote:
Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:50 pm
The sooner this buffoon gets off the train the better. I pity the subtitle writers and the signers!
The man is a blithering buffoon... and is surrounded by a coterie of toadying incompetents... Did anybody watch the fireplace salesman yesterday? Pathetic!
As I said, Frank Spencer, and which idiot gave him the nuclear keys? Tobias seems more sensible.

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:17 am
by FD2
Meanwhile, as if there wasn't enough to worry and fight about, the Flat Earthers and other conspiracy fools have their say:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-532 ... used-by-5g

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:05 am
by Pontius Navigator
FD2,
"I know, let's make a film about conspiracy theories, that will get audience figures up"

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:19 pm
by Bob
I have a bet with myself that at least one certain arsehole in here will be down the Pub today

https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperSpread ... htag_click
Hopefully he will check in to confirm =p~

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:48 am
by Capetonian
https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/n ... rn-4294994

Street vomiting makes speedy return as pubs reopen across Gloucestershire

No surprise there. In a world of change, it's good to see that some things never change. Pavement Pizza on the menu again.

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:31 pm
by PHXPhlyer
Sounds like after yesterday's "Grand Re-opening" the UK covid numbers are set to skyrocket in a week or two. :ymsick:

PP

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:54 pm
by Undried Plum
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Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:08 pm
by Dushan

It is the first time that any government has cut VAT.
Maybe a UK government. Stephen Harper cut GST (Canadian VAT) from 7% to 5%.

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:18 pm
by llondel
Boac wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 12:16 pm
For the political experts here:

On 1 Jan 2021, what is going to happen to:-
UKIP
The Brexit Party
The Farage

...and will we be able to do anything different with the boat people?
Farage will still be around, he won't rest until the UK has a deal with the EU that doesn't cede any of the UK's sovereign rights, because one assumes that talks won't stop if they haven't done a deal by then. Even then, he might return to haunt future governments if they look like they're weakening.

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:39 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Dushan wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:08 pm

It is the first time that any government has cut VAT.
Maybe a UK government. Stephen Harper cut GST (Canadian VAT) from 7% to 5%.
No it's not. Alistair Darling cut VAT from 17.5% to 15%. Thanks to EU rules it cannot be cut below that. The beauty of VAT is the poor, who otherwise would pay no tax,or have to pay a 20% sin tax.

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:04 pm
by Undried Plum
Post Independence Day, after the New Year festivities are over, we will have control over VAT, as well as so many other things. :-bd :YMPARTY:

That reminds me, I really must arrange for my single firework to be made. It'll be a bespoke job. Massive, mortar launched, with a starburst spread from 500' agl to 100' below the Edinburgh CTA stub. All fully legal and as safe as safe can be. I've got a ship's foghorn which will sound for 60 seconds after the last crackle of the firework. There will be much merriment, in addition to the usual Hogmanay malarkey.

It'll be fired by laptop at very exactly 24:00z on the 31st of December.

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:04 pm
by ribrash
Undried Plum wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:04 pm
Post Independence Day, after the New Year festivities are over, we will have control over VAT, as well as so many other things. :-bd :YMPARTY:

That reminds me, I really must arrange for my single firework to be made. It'll be a bespoke job. Massive, mortar launched, with a starburst spread from 500' agl to 100' below the Edinburgh CTA stub. All fully legal and as safe as safe can be. I've got a ship's foghorn which will sound for 60 seconds after the last crackle of the firework. There will be much merriment, in addition to the usual Hogmanay malarkey.

It'll be fired by laptop at very exactly 24:00z on the 31st of December.
I heard a single firework go off at 3 am last night.First thoughts were "Why."

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:05 pm
by ribrash
Bob wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:19 pm
I have a bet with myself that at least one certain arsehole in here will be down the Pub today

https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperSpread ... htag_click
Hopefully he will check in to confirm =p~
Did you win your bet Bob ?

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:35 pm
by G-CPTN

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:44 pm
by G-CPTN

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:13 pm
by Boac
HMG fights back
https://no10media.blog.gov.uk/2020/07/0 ... july-2020/

Sunday Times - your go.

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:29 pm
by TheGreenGoblin

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:30 pm
by TheGreenGoblin
Every where...

Even in the UK!

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:25 pm
by ExSp33db1rd
It'll be fired by laptop at very exactly 24:00z on the 31st of December.
Shouldn't that be 00.00.01z on the 1st Jan. ?

Re: WTF is happening in the UK?

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:29 am
by barkingmad
For weeks now we in the UK and the planet have been bombarded with messages telling us which ethnic backgrounds and BMI’s have been statistically shown to be vulnerable to the plague and it’s (terminal) effects.

So I award the chocolate teapot award to the publicity director of this campaign on impeccable timing for the launch;

Body positivity movement: 'Why is my body not important?' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53283353

I wonder what General Practitioners will be saying to such examples of Homo sapiens when next they are in the surgery for a consultation on any condition? But then maybe the GPs will be afraid to mention their patients’ BMI as the PC “taking offence” brigade will be on the alert for any perceived slight or alleged insult?