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Diane Abbott Alert

#1 Post by OFSO » Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:51 pm

Diane Abbott is to stand in for Noddy Corbyn at PMQs tomorrow. Pencil and paper handy for some memorable quotes.....

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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#2 Post by Woody » Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:55 pm

Hopefully I’ll be flying to Japan and will miss this feast of television :YMPARTY:
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#3 Post by 4mastacker » Tue Oct 01, 2019 7:08 pm

Dominic Raab is standing in for BJ. Could be entertaining if she starts quoting numbers - her minder must be either confident or sh**ting himself that she won't screw up.
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#4 Post by Slasher » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:44 pm

My thanks to the OP for not posting a pic of that horrible fat butt ugly....thing.

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#5 Post by llondel » Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:53 am

Just wait for Halloween...

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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#6 Post by OFSO » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:09 am

Hope Raab has prepared some questions involving numbers...

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#7 Post by Capetonian » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:15 am

They should put her together with that other famously innumerate non-reflective :

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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#8 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:16 am

Or as discussed previously, the French can only count to 69.

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#9 Post by Capetonian » Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:30 am

68. You go down on me and I'll owe you 1.

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#10 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:34 am

You could say that if your mouth wasn't full.

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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#11 Post by OFSO » Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:05 pm

I heard that police arrested a man threatening to rape her, and took away his white cane and dog. Ooh, bad taste joke.

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#12 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:09 pm

Apparently the Abbottapotamus can't count to 6, which is the number of questions allowed for an Opposition Leader. She stood up to ask a seventh and Bercow had to tell her to sit down again.

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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#13 Post by 4mastacker » Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:16 pm

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:09 pm
Apparently the Abbottapotamus can't count to 6, which is the number of questions allowed for an Opposition Leader. She stood up to ask a seventh and Bercow had to tell her to sit down again.
After her initial spiel, she sat down without asking her first question and had to be prompted by the speaker to ask it - he kindly described her first comments as "the preface".

She was an absolute mess. God knows what folks in other countries thought if they watched that performance. A "national embarrassment" doesn't come anywhere near to being an adequate description. When Bercow told her to sit down when she tried to ask the seventh question, the rest of the House were peeing themselves laughing at her ineptness.

God forbid if she ever gets to sit as a Government minister.

Her protectors keep harping on about her diabetes and its affect on her rambling speech pattern.

What a load of bollox!!! - I don't know anyone with diabetes who talks in a manner like hers. It's about time she stopped using that as an excuse for her shambolic performances. I'm diabetic and even the cr@p I spout is fluent and coherent........


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#14 Post by ian16th » Wed Jan 01, 2020 4:47 pm

Cynicism improves with age

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#15 Post by Capetonian » Wed Jan 01, 2020 4:54 pm

I used to believe that we should not judge by appearances. Mind you, that was before I'd seen photos of the Abbopotamus.

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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#16 Post by om15 » Wed Jan 01, 2020 5:12 pm

His solicitor is indicating that he intends to plea not guilty, it will be interesting to see exactly which of the failings in the white population caused this behaviour.

We saw a case a few months ago of the well known incident of a large black man on a bicycle attacking the occupants of a car with a three foot long machete, he was given a suspended sentence, so based on this I dare say he will walk free with several thousand pounds awarded for damages against his good name.

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#17 Post by Capetonian » Wed Jan 01, 2020 5:42 pm

I am sure he was only picked on by the police because he was black, and he will use the get out of jail free race card.

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#18 Post by 4mastacker » Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:29 pm

Apparently he is/was a supposedly high flyer/fast tracker in the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. I wonder if strings were pulled to get him to that exalted position?
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert

#19 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:34 pm

Diane is probably very happy today - she can calculate the date unaided ;)))

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#20 Post by Capetonian » Wed Jan 01, 2020 10:44 pm

Not so sure about that. A friend of mine had this absolutely stunning blonde g/f, sadly as thick as all the short planks in a Canadian forest. New Year's Day, many years ago, she's writing to a friend and she asked: "What day is it today?" Her b/f said :
"Let me give you a clue. We had a New Year's Eve party last night."
Answer : "Yes, I know, but I asked for today's date."

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