The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

[Pontius Navigator]

Once had 12 of them aboard, don't know how the hell they each knew who to bow and scrape to. Wasn't difficult for me.

No, not high enough up the pecking order to bow, just scrape.

Had dinner with PtheG, as he went round the group he said no hand shakes, his hand was sore after a day's work. Then he spotted a tie he recognised and homed in on Jock Wingate.

Another time Randy gatecrashed one of our parties. Just went to show that the photographers always shoot low down to disguise how small they are.

[Ex-Ascot]

I sense trouble at Buck House and Kenny Palace this morning. Think HMQ has gone haggis hunting though.

They say no interviews with Nutmeg and Ginge over this book. I bet they saw a proof copy.

[barkingmad]

According to the reports of the book they’re saying in it (more politely) that he was led astray by Nutmeg holding onto his member and implying the saintly Cambridge’s were concerned he was being seduced by a ‘showgirl’.

A familiar story throughout the years so why should it be any different for the House of (brown) Windsor (soup)?

[4mastacker]

According to the reports of the book they’re saying in it (more politely) that he was led astray by Nutmeg holding onto his member ............

I don't think it needs a book to tell us...it was already plain enough for the world to see! His c**k led and the rest of him followed.

There is an amusing web-site - run by an ex-Royal Marine - who describes her as being rogered more time than a police radio and shot up more times than Bagdad before she met Harry.

[Ex-Ascot]

May have said before on this thread from HRH PP, 'You may walk out with an actress but you don't marry one.'

[probes]

Isn't it interesting that people who are so sensitive about 'controlling their narrative' have such vocal friends . And the friends don't even bother to tell them before telling everyone else.

[Pontius Navigator]

4ma, give us a clue.

Heard she travelled the world travelling light.

No knickers

[Pontius Navigator]

Apparently a yacht girl is a type of prostitute. There is no evidence she ever was one and the people here who accuse Meghan of being one, have never come up even a shred of evidence. ... More likely she was one of a small herd of pretty girls invited to join a, cruise.

[FD2]

Marvellous mickey take from Jan Moir!

It’s a hill of half-baked beans and one long howl of childish petulance: JAN MOIR on the Meghan and Harry biography that has put the whinge into Windsor

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... ndsor.html

[Ex-Ascot]

I was just waiting for Piers Morgan to step in. Brilliant.

Meghan and Harry's new book only confirms they're the world's most tone-deaf, hypocritical, narcissistic, deluded, whiny brats - AND that most of the stories the 'lying' press wrote about them were 100 percent true!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... brats.html

[4mastacker]

4ma, give us a clue.....................

PN,

The Angry Bootneck.

[Pontius Navigator]

4ma, give us a clue.....................

PN,

The Angry Bootneck.

TY, I am not that bored yet

[G-CPTN]

Photographs of MM when younger show a darker skin-tone than her current hue - has she been taking hints from MJ?

[Ex-Ascot]

Photographs of MM when younger show a darker skin-tone than her current hue - has she been taking hints from MJ?

Very good point G-CPTN actually very likely. As nursie says, not very healthy. She can't be bleached by the sun. A friend here says that when she worked in Germany and sat in the sun she got blacker and had to stop doing it. I love it here with these sorts of discussions. You can talk about black and white without worrying about it.

[Undried Plum]

Harry's insoluble problem is that he knows he's an outsider in the German family.

He knows perfectly well that he was conceived on the wrong side of the marital blanket. He also knows that the entire German tribe knows that too. He knows that at the time of his conception his mother was shagging anyone who had a chin.

The Porchester boy has a similar, though slightly different problem. His problem is that everyone recognises his propensity for shagging inappropriately young girls. His other problem is that he's a lousy liar, as he showed in that astonishingly inept performance when interviewed by a BBC sycophant.

[Pontius Navigator]

But at least her hair is natural.

Might not be hers though.

A couple of Indian brothers with whom I stated made a good living collecting hair from boys on the brink of manhood at 18. It was graded by length, boxed, and sent to America for hair extensions and wigs.

[probes]

As there was an article about the changes made to M's article in Wikipedia, I took a look - it originally started with
Meghan Markle is a model, most famous for her role as a briefcase model on Deal or No Deal.
(not that there's anything wrong with a young person doing something).
But, if one is as desperate of being really famous, it's kind of interesting to see how she 'progresses'.
Also, given all the torment Harry has been through due to his parents exposures to 'bad press', how can it be that they put their son in the middle of it again?
And, even if your granny happens to be the Queen, one can't help noticing she's also an eldery lady?

P.S. as for the book - we were supposed to get to know about the rightful efforts of the eco-warriors that were hampered by the others. Instead we now can't undo knowing about the horrible wrongs committed, like the other duchess not inviting her shopping.

[G-CPTN]

like the other duchess not inviting her shopping.

I don't blame someone not wanting to socialise with someone else who considers them-self 'entitled'.

Just saying.

[Pontius Navigator]

like the other duchess not inviting her shopping.

I don't blame one not wanting to socialise with someone else who considers them-self 'entitled'.

Just saying.

Fixed it.

The self entitled someone should have been made to sit through all episodes of Downton and sit a written exam afterwards.

Would have learnt how servants behave.

[Rwy in Sight]

A book leaked the name of their dog. It is called "Pula" (no need to translate there thanks to Ex-A's input) after a visit they had in Bots when they started dating. I wonder where did they stay there