The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

[Ex-Ascot]

Does it get rid of discolouration?

Yes actually. Two months ago I sat with my legs in the pool when we had just put in chlorine without the pump running and it took off all my tanned skin with chemical burns. Micheal Jackson should have come here.

[Pontius Navigator]

And hairy harry with merry midge.

[OFSO]

GMB played two video clips this morning. The Mememegan creature stating that she and Ginger absolutely and definitely got married privately three days before we all thought they did, and the Archbishop of C. saying they didnt. Ooh, could she have lied? Surely not. Piers Morgan must be chuckling all over his portly face.

[Boac]

Who cares?

[Pontius Navigator]

I wonder if the groom wore white and had the ceremony in a rose arbor with a celestial choir playing music, the garden lit by dappled sunlight and azure blue sky, lonely clouds drifting by, the birds singing and squirrels playing.

[Pontius Navigator]

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She wouldn't would she?

[OFSO]

I see English Heritage are going to install a blue plaque outside one of the apartments where Princess Diana held her love trysts. One wonders whether any more will pop up around the Capital and whether Prince Andrew's Rodgering of Young Girls will also be commemorated in this fashion. Ah well: back to the pair of twits in California.

[Boac]

Can one qualify for a Royal Warrant for services rendered?

[OFSO]

I can see it now, a blue plaque inscribed with "On this site in 2021, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex Whined to Oprah Winfrey."

[Pontius Navigator]

Can one qualify for a Royal Warrant for services rendered?

Roger that.

[G-CPTN]

Royal Warrant of Appointment.

[Pontius Navigator]

Obviously one can't get a warrant for servicing PA.

[Boac]

I suppose 'Chimney Sweep' is the closest?

[Undried Plum]

I used to live in Upper Deeside, about halfway between Balmoral and Birkhall in the days when the Scottish Lady was still alive.

In the main street of the local town, Ballater, almost every shop has a By Appointment sign. Some of them, particularly the ones over the bottle shop, swamp the ordinary shop signs. Even the purveyor of tellys to Her Maj has one. She rents tellys, she doesn't buy them. At the end of the season (second week of November) the ones in the big hoose are sent back to Alan Cassidy who is expected to provide brand spanking new ones the following year. Hint: if you want to buy a good second-hand telly, ask Alan. He'll be very happy to offload one of the dozens that he gets back in November. All the locals get their tellys that way.

For some years the brand that he rented to the Household had a secret wee hours meter inside, kinda like a miniature non-mechanical Hobbs meter. He always knew which one had been the one that the German wumman had used because there was always one with conspicuously the highest number of hours. She'd no doubt deny it if asked, but she's a total telly addict.

I know that talking about Royalty is a bit off topic in a thread of this name, but I thought I'd mention it.

[Ex-Ascot]

I suppose 'Chimney Sweep' is the closest?

Taken.

https://www.royalwarrant.org/company/mi ... ney-sweeps

[Boac]

OK - how about 'Flue Checker'?

[prospector]

https://knewz.com/meghan-markle-and-har ... years-ago/

wonder if his daddy knows what they are up to.

[Ex-Ascot]

This and the false wedding claim really does call into question the race and bullying accusations. The latter will hopefully also be found to be false by the independent inquiry. Then perhaps that fat NR will offer an apology for screening such a circus.

[Pontius Navigator]

Ex-A, that word not in her B to Z lexicon

[Ex-Ascot]

Piers Morgan has his say.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rlson.html