Hopefully the Markle woman will still be pregnant on 1 July so won't be able to come to the UK for this event.In less than two months, brothers Harry and William will be reunited again in London for the unveiling of the statue they commissioned to honour their mother Diana on what would have been her 60th birthday.
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The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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Watermelon rind would be easier to inscribe, but any suggestion that the lady concerned might have a supply of watermelons to hand could be deemed racist. Not concerning me: I generally eat one a week in season, but then suggestions that I, a white man, eat food consumed by NRs in the Deep South, can't possibly be racist. I am probably guilty of cultural appropriation, though.
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Planted some watermelon "trees" a couple of weeks ago.
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cue a video of 'Water Melon Man' by TGG...
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For some reason that I haven't fathomed, 'empty' water melons, suitably carved, are a popular head dress in the rowdier sections of the crown at Wanderers cricket ground.
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Madame Tussauds Sydney gave 'er a baby bump then took her to Sydney Zoo (appropriate) for a photo shoot where she was kissed by a kangaroo.
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Trawling through the papers tells me, and it's no doubt all completely true:
Charles and William had a chat together with Harry after the funeral so that nothing said could be misconstrued or lied about on return to Kontrol.
Anne and Sophie completely ignored Harry. Quite possibly treating him like a Judas for some reason. Poor chap.
Andy Panderer's wobbly walk was due to being unfit after a lifetime of 'indulgence'.
Harry and HRH Princess MeGain will be completely ditched as Royals in the upcoming review by HMQ, Charles, William and co. MeGain will run for US President at some time in the future. The 'Special Relationship' might not survive that!
Can Harry overcome his 'Stockholm Syndrome' and stay another couple of days for HMQ's birthday or must he flee back to Kontrol with his inflated paddy temper unabated? Tune in to the papers tomorrow for another gripping instalment which may or may not have any resemblance to the truth!
Only 'Line of Duty' is more exciting than this!
Charles and William had a chat together with Harry after the funeral so that nothing said could be misconstrued or lied about on return to Kontrol.
Anne and Sophie completely ignored Harry. Quite possibly treating him like a Judas for some reason. Poor chap.
Andy Panderer's wobbly walk was due to being unfit after a lifetime of 'indulgence'.
Harry and HRH Princess MeGain will be completely ditched as Royals in the upcoming review by HMQ, Charles, William and co. MeGain will run for US President at some time in the future. The 'Special Relationship' might not survive that!
Can Harry overcome his 'Stockholm Syndrome' and stay another couple of days for HMQ's birthday or must he flee back to Kontrol with his inflated paddy temper unabated? Tune in to the papers tomorrow for another gripping instalment which may or may not have any resemblance to the truth!
Only 'Line of Duty' is more exciting than this!
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Thanks for the read in.
Waiting next installment.
PP
Waiting next installment.
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There are reports that the ginger turd didn't stay in the country for his granny's birthday and had his parole ended on Tuesday. Probably ordered back by his string puller.
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It might also be that HMQ is keeping socially distanced from potential plague-carriers as much as she can, so there was no point in sticking around.4mastacker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:53 pmThere are reports that the ginger turd didn't stay in the country for his granny's birthday and had his parole ended on Tuesday. Probably ordered back by his string puller.
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No problems there, she stayed away because "she didn't want to be the centre of attention".
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Reports in the red-tops today that Megan is ready to 'heal the rift' with the Royal Family if they apologise to her. Hold not your breath....
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Yes, your majesty!
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In your dreams love. In your dreams.
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Stupid money-grabbing, gold-digging narcissist bint is deluded.
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Now it is rumoured that PH will not attend the unveiling of the statue of his mother after the frosty reception he got at the funeral of HRH PP. I can't imagine for a second that Nutmeg is considering attending. She will pull something though.
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FCS, is that boy totally thick or just plain stupid? He goes and sh**s all over the family and then expects everyone else in the nest to welcome him back with open arms. The gold-digging sprog-popper is not the only deluded Montecito Muppet.
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