Coronabollocks..

[barkingmad]

Mr Dennis Howell minister of drought certainly was effective in his position!

https://www.theweatherclub.org.uk/node/58

Within 3 days of his appointment he’d waved his magic wand, the land was thoroughly wetted and he disappeared into obscurity.

[AtomKraft]

Boac.
You correctly identify the root of my moniker.

As for the ill minister, as my chums at work used to say "I hope it's nothing trivial".

Every year that we have a bad flu ridden winter in the UK an extra 50-70,000 wrinklies take an early bath without a murmer from anybody.

Get my drift?

[Boac]

BM - thanks for the correction - it was, I think, Callaghan who was PM.

[barkingmad]

BM - thanks for the correction - it was, I think, Callaghan who was PM.

He of the “crisis, what crisis!” infamous quote, though I believe that one was modified by the MSM?

[barkingmad]

The Dutch Prime Minister video’d addressing the nation advising against shaking hands then turns to colleague on the stage and proceeds to . . . . . . . . . . . Aargh!

[Woody]

Something to go on

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/business- ... -roll-boss

[Capetonian]

China has finally coronised the world.

I've always hated the little bastards, now a 'few' more reasons to hate them.

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[AtomKraft]

Oh-oh.
It seems I've caught the virus!

My symptoms are that I've been advised to expect unpaid leave shortly....no cases at all here, but the fear-induced panic has forced the company to take unpleasant medicine....

It seems I must take some also.

World of pussies.

[TheGreenGoblin]

Oh-oh.
It seems I've caught the virus!

My symptoms are that I've been advised to expect unpaid leave shortly....no cases at all here, but the fear-induced panic has forced the company to take unpleasant medicine....

It seems I must take some also.

World of pussies.

You are Scottish, and nae a wee man..

You will survive...

[Ibbie]

Should the financial markets be suspended?

I think so. The falls are being led by far east sell-offs. The same people who brought us this beer flu.

[Woody]

So closing stadiums is possibly not the greatest idea

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/51845054

[Woody]

Wonder how many teachers and pupils have signed this

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... virus.html

[Boac]

It will have a huge impact on working parents (and grandparents!), especially if nursery schools close as well if/when it happens.

[Fliegenmong]

Wy is it Beer Flu on this site?

[Fliegenmong]

...and 827 people dying of it in Italy in 24 hours? Seems a rather tad more than the the seasonal flu in a single day?

[Ibbie]

Wy is it Beer Flu on this site?

Corona (beer) Virus ( a form of flu)

Wonder how many teachers and pupils have signed this

Bet Greta has.


There are too many kneejerk reactions without thinking repercussions out fully going on.

Surprise, surprise... A Daily Whale article again.

They should stop feeeding hysteria or lose their newspaper licence.

[Boac]

The summer heat does not seem to be suppressing the spread, does it?

[Boac]

Surprise, surprise... A Daily Whale article again.

is it the reporting or the suggestion that schools should be prepared for the forthcoming shut-down that annoys you?

[Pontius Navigator]

Commons Sketch today from yesterday's parliament 'a mouse-infected Gothic bix , its Windows sealed shut, its air stale and stuffy, its benches crammed, everyone jammed in sweatily, thigh against thigh . . . all stroking their chins, fingering their lips, rubbing their noses '

Mrs PN, they don't have the intellect capacity as a bunch of peanuts.

I think they probably have the same DNA.

[barkingmad]

Maybe after the expenses scandals they should have been re-classified as a packet of Cashew nuts?