Coronabollocks..

[TheGreenGoblin]

What is it about Health Ministers?

If Dave Clark was like the eponymous headset he would listen to himself.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 51521.html

[barkingmad]

There are traditional close ties ‘twixt Jockistan and NZ so maybe the genetics throw up a common failing?

[TheGreenGoblin]

There are traditional close ties ‘twixt Jockistan and NZ so maybe the genetics throw up a common failing?

They are both thrifty cultires as well. I once sent a Kiwi to do some project work in the USA and gave him some cash for sundry expenses and he returned with more money than I had given him. I suspected that he had lived on bananas in central park.

I am so bored that I watched the oddball film Gentlemen Broncos again last night and realised that Dr, Ronald Chevalier (played by Kiwi Jemaine Clement) had foreseen the future and it was most coronius...

[OFSO]

There's a gym in Dalston (London) called 'Legends'. Reports of it being both open and full attracted the attention of Knacker of The Yard last week so a raid was launched. However when it was discovered that all the attendees were NR word came down from above to cease and desist 'harrassment' to avoid upsetting the local community. Well, one part of it anyway.

[Woody]

Alcohol poisoning kills hundreds in Iran
More than 600 people have died of alcohol poisoning in Iran since the beginning of the coronavirus outbreak, a judicial spokesman has said.

Another 3,000 people were still ill, he said, adding that people had been drinking unsafe alcohol in the mistaken hope it would protect them from the virus.

A number of people responsible for illegally producing alcohol have been arrested, according to the spokesman.

There have been more than 62,500 confirmed cases of coronavirus in Iran, although the daily number of confirmed cases has decreased over the past week.

[Pontius Navigator]

More interested in harassing the law abiding who make the occasional transgression.

[TheGreenGoblin]

For those that are interested in the numbers by country this is a superb site...

https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en

[Woody]

So it must be the Chemtrails then

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52198946

[OFSO]

Two chemtrails over Islington at 07:00z today. Staring up at them made me feel quite dizzy. BP135/77. Blood O2 95%. Pulse 69. Lots of ectopics. Says it all.

[Rwy in Sight]

And now seriously OFSO what are you going to see if your info become a headline tomorrow "Despite lockdown "THEY" still chemtrail us!

[Mrs Ex-Ascot]

This is an interesting read from the Groiniad; https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... -study-aoe

[Capetonian]

Great to see Piers Morgan on GMB laying into Sillidick Khan over the deaths of 14 TfL workers. Inadequate/no PPE.

[Pontius Navigator]

Great to see Piers Morgan on GMB laying into Sillidick Khan over the deaths of 14 TfL workers. Inadequate/no PPE.

Obviously really, the buses and tube are needed to ensure even chemtrail dispersal.

[TheGreenGoblin]

Great to see Piers Morgan on GMB laying into Sillidick Khan over the deaths of 14 TfL workers. Inadequate/no PPE.

Perhaps he would take time off to castigate the government for the many more deaths of NHS personnel for the very same reason.

[Jetex Jim]

Here's one for AtomKraft

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/ ... 70cececa99

India’s financial hub Mumbai is set to extend lockdown measures until at least April 30, officials have said.

[barkingmad]

Can we crowdfund some money to silence the political has-been like Hunt, Blair, Brown, Heseltine and the rest of the old dogs who really should have been put down at the end of their working lives?
£100 would buy quite a few rolls of duct tape which won’t permanently injure them but I accept there’s a risk to their mental health if they’re prevented from publicly pontificating at our expense.
I’m still working on the optimum blade profile for the “equaliser”, the old French profile was found unsatisfactory in early trials...

[Jetex Jim]

Can we crowdfund some money to silence the political has-been like Hunt, Blair, Brown, Heseltine and the rest of the old dogs who really should have been put down at the end of their working lives?
£100 would buy quite a few rolls of duct tape which won’t permanently injure them but I accept there’s a risk to their mental health if they’re prevented from publicly pontificating at our expense.
I’m still working on the optimum blade profile for the “equaliser”, the old French profile was found unsatisfactory in early trials...

Are they being vocal about Chemtrails also?

[Capetonian]

Not sure about that JJ. Their views make those of the rest of us more credible.

[Jetex Jim]

Not sure about that JJ. Their views make those of the rest of us more credible.

A Capetonia, I thought you'd logged off. I'm still waiting to hear about your post on page one of this thread. How do you think it is has aged?

[Capetonian]

Sorry JJ but I have no time for trolls or humourless d***heads. Work out for yourself which slot you fit into.