Straight Pride
Straight Pride
I just saw on the bottom of my mozilla browser a customize your browser Link.when I clicked on it I was taken to a page with various flags I could adorn my browser with that indicate my sexual orientation.there were all sorts of choices but **** me!!!, bugger all for boring straight blokes like me.............I feel very angry
STRAIGHT LIVES MATTER ..........
STRAIGHT LIVES MATTER ..........
I hereby declare the U.S.A. a Pariah state.
All U.S. Citizens or persons arriving from the U.S.A. will be denied access
All U.S. Citizens or persons arriving from the U.S.A. will be denied access
Re: Straight Pride
At work, it was all kinds of diversity groups.
Gay, Lesbian, Black, Latino, Female and many others.
All but Old White Straight Guys!
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Gay, Lesbian, Black, Latino, Female and many others.
All but Old White Straight Guys!
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Re: Straight Pride
No plain White flag?
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Wouldn't that be for the French group?
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Re: Straight Pride
Personally, and I reserve all rights here, I like to give my wife a good ****, every single day.
She oft complains at the start of things, but never afterwards.
I think women are always thinking...."when am I next getting ****?"
Guys are thinking...."Fuxxackes.....bend over again, and you're getting it!
She oft complains at the start of things, but never afterwards.
I think women are always thinking...."when am I next getting ****?"
Guys are thinking...."Fuxxackes.....bend over again, and you're getting it!
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AK, a couple of years back a wife hit on a great idea for her husband's 40th, a **** a day for a year. Two things came out of it.
The first was that the novelty wore off quickly and it became a chore.
The other was the newspaper article, and possibly the book, that followed.
"A hole **** year"
The first was that the novelty wore off quickly and it became a chore.
The other was the newspaper article, and possibly the book, that followed.
"A hole **** year"
Re: Straight Pride
Reminds me of the joke about the farmer who goes to market with his wife to buy a stud bull.
They are led round by the salesman who starts at the lowest price and explains ;
"This bull mates about once a week ....... this bull mates 3 times a week ....." and so it goes on until:
" .. and this one mates every day ...." at which his wife gives him him a big nudge in the ribs.
He mutters : "Yes, but not with the same **** old cow all the time."
I believe he was in hospital for just over a month.
They are led round by the salesman who starts at the lowest price and explains ;
"This bull mates about once a week ....... this bull mates 3 times a week ....." and so it goes on until:
" .. and this one mates every day ...." at which his wife gives him him a big nudge in the ribs.
He mutters : "Yes, but not with the same **** old cow all the time."
I believe he was in hospital for just over a month.
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Re: Straight Pride
A chicken farmer needs a new rooster and he hears of a great one going really cheaply in the next community.
The farmer drives over to see the rooster and asks the owner why it is being sold at such a good price. The owners says it's because the rooster is so active he just won't leave the hens alone and they are exhausted so he has to go. The farmer says this is no problem for him since he has many more hens than the present owner so that should keep the rooster busy. The sale is made.
The farmer lets the rooster free in his chicken yard and the rooster goes to work immediately. Two hours later the farmer drives by on his tractor and the rooster is still pounding away. The farmer thinks "My God, how much longer can he keep this up".
Two hours later he drives by on the tractor again and the rooster is lying flat on his back in the middle of the chicken yard. The farmer thinks " I knew it, he could never keep up that pace". He jumps off the tractor and walks over to pick up the motionless rooster.
As he approaches the rooster it opens one eye and says "Bugger off, those vultures up there are never going to come down while your here".
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The farmer drives over to see the rooster and asks the owner why it is being sold at such a good price. The owners says it's because the rooster is so active he just won't leave the hens alone and they are exhausted so he has to go. The farmer says this is no problem for him since he has many more hens than the present owner so that should keep the rooster busy. The sale is made.
The farmer lets the rooster free in his chicken yard and the rooster goes to work immediately. Two hours later the farmer drives by on his tractor and the rooster is still pounding away. The farmer thinks "My God, how much longer can he keep this up".
Two hours later he drives by on the tractor again and the rooster is lying flat on his back in the middle of the chicken yard. The farmer thinks " I knew it, he could never keep up that pace". He jumps off the tractor and walks over to pick up the motionless rooster.
As he approaches the rooster it opens one eye and says "Bugger off, those vultures up there are never going to come down while your here".
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Well if anyone here has pride/is proud it may be too late for you to join this latest manifestation of corporate madness?
"The UK's first fully decorated Pride train will be making its inaugural journey on Tuesday, staffed by an LGBT+ crew.
The biggest Pride flag reportedly seen in the UK will grace the side of the 11-carriage train, which will travel from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly on Tuesday morning.
Members of the train's crew said the eye-catching paint job and the staffing selection is a "sign of the steps we're taking towards a more inclusive, diverse and equal society.
The train will be covered in the traditional Pride rainbow colours, with the addition of black and brown to symbolise BAME (Black, Asian and minority ethnic) inclusion, as well as the colours of the transgender flag.
Inside, the train will be filled with posters and literature for passengers and will feature Pride-related information and facts during the onboard announcements."
I wonder how much this exercise cost and will it attract more business in the future?
And how uncomfortable with this will be those passengers with religious convictions who do not wish to have this thrust upon them, probably with no warning, as they hoped for a stress-free journey?
"The UK's first fully decorated Pride train will be making its inaugural journey on Tuesday, staffed by an LGBT+ crew.
The biggest Pride flag reportedly seen in the UK will grace the side of the 11-carriage train, which will travel from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly on Tuesday morning.
Members of the train's crew said the eye-catching paint job and the staffing selection is a "sign of the steps we're taking towards a more inclusive, diverse and equal society.
The train will be covered in the traditional Pride rainbow colours, with the addition of black and brown to symbolise BAME (Black, Asian and minority ethnic) inclusion, as well as the colours of the transgender flag.
Inside, the train will be filled with posters and literature for passengers and will feature Pride-related information and facts during the onboard announcements."
I wonder how much this exercise cost and will it attract more business in the future?
And how uncomfortable with this will be those passengers with religious convictions who do not wish to have this thrust upon them, probably with no warning, as they hoped for a stress-free journey?
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Re: Straight Pride
Britains gone bananas.
It'll soon be compulsory to be an uphill gardener......
Bloody sick of all this gay tripe.
It'll soon be compulsory to be an uphill gardener......
Bloody sick of all this gay tripe.
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ooh er, missus...............to have this thrust upon them
Seriously, I think the passenger load may not be large. As long as it:-
a) Doesn't clash with a 'normal' service so I have a choice
b) Doesn't cost the UK taxpayer anything
Let 'em get on with it.
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Re: Straight Pride
I think the whole thing will eventually died out
Bit like R less than 1
Bit like R less than 1
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Re: Straight Pride
They should paint the train jobby brown and smear it with ***** from top to bottom, then the gays will feel right at home.
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From the 'Shropshire Star':
"The UK’s first fully-decorated Pride train will be “running again very soon” after a minor maintenance issue during its inaugural journey on Tuesday morning.
The biggest Pride flag reportedly seen in the UK travelled from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly as scheduled, however did not return to London Euston.
A spokesman for the company said Avanti West Coast is “looking forward to it running again very soon so everyone can enjoy it like they did today."
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No sh!t, Sherlock............
Someone told me it was buggered. I heard the problem was at the back end. The railway staff are bending over backwards to sort it out
"The UK’s first fully-decorated Pride train will be “running again very soon” after a minor maintenance issue during its inaugural journey on Tuesday morning.
The biggest Pride flag reportedly seen in the UK travelled from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly as scheduled, however did not return to London Euston.
A spokesman for the company said Avanti West Coast is “looking forward to it running again very soon so everyone can enjoy it like they did today."
"Sorry, we are not accepting comments on this article."
No sh!t, Sherlock............
Someone told me it was buggered. I heard the problem was at the back end. The railway staff are bending over backwards to sort it out
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It wouldn't run on AC/DC.
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Apparently it was a failed coupling and they have had to leave the tender behind.
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One of the passengers waiting for the southbound described the failure as a 'pain in the arse'.