Women.

[AtomKraft]

Women often complain about being seen as sexual things, but what other purpose has a girl apart from getting a good pumping, possibly followed by the birth of a child?

Clearly men are the object, and our lovely female friends, les autre...

Let not the tail, wag the dog!

[TheGreenGoblin]

either that, or Jeez man, we have a big CRM problem here!

[AtomKraft]

I have a warm-hearted one myself

[TheGreenGoblin]

I have a warm-hearted one myself

Good to hear it. One trusts she doesn't read that first post!

I know if I had written that, and my better half had found it, my CRM problem would have stood for Cock Replacement Microsurgery!

[Pontius Navigator]

You're brave one.

[tango15]

This perhaps belongs in the jokes thread, but seems apposite here, too: I should add that every woman I have told this joke to has lol:

A guy is lying on the beach in the Canaries, having decided on a holiday after falling out with his girlfriend. It's a bit cloudy but suddenly the clouds part and a booming voice says, "Hey, you in the Union Jack swimming trunks, this is God speaking."
The guy jumps up and looks around, thinking it is a hoax, but the voice continues, "I am willing to grant you one wish."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "God, I am afraid of flying - would it be possible to build a bridge to the Canary Islands?"
"A bridge?" says God. "Certainly not! Can you imagine the materials which would be required for such a construction, the amount of labour, and worst of all the potential damage to the environment?"
The guy is downhearted, thinking that the one chance in his life has gone, but God takes pity on him and says, "Look I'll come back tomorrow at the same time and grant you another wish."
Sure enough, at the same time the next day, the guy hears the booming voice again. God asks the guy if he has come up with an alternative wish.
"Yes," says the guy. "I would like to be able to understand women."
The guy hears what sounds like a huge rumble of thunder, then silence. But once again the booming voice is heard. "OK - about this bridge - do you want one lane or two?"

[TheGreenGoblin]

This perhaps belongs in the jokes thread, but seems apposite here, too: I should add that every woman I have told this joke to has lol:

A guy is lying on the beach in the Canaries, having decided on a holiday after falling out with his girlfriend. It's a bit cloudy but suddenly the clouds part and a booming voice says, "Hey, you in the Union Jack swimming trunks, this is God speaking."
The guy jumps up and looks around, thinking it is a hoax, but the voice continues, "I am willing to grant you one wish."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "God, I am afraid of flying - would it be possible to build a bridge to the Canary Islands?"
"A bridge?" says God. "Certainly not! Can you imagine the materials which would be required for such a construction, the amount of labour, and worst of all the potential damage to the environment?"
The guy is downhearted, thinking that the one chance in his life has gone, but God takes pity on him and says, "Look I'll come back tomorrow at the same time and grant you another wish."
Sure enough, at the same time the next day, the guy hears the booming voice again. God asks the guy if he has come up with an alternative wish.
"Yes," says the guy. "I would like to be able to understand women."
The guy hears what sounds like a huge rumble of thunder, then silence. But once again the booming voice is heard. "OK - about this bridge - do you want one lane or two?"

[AtomKraft]

The only real purpose of women is to produce men.

When they produce another lovely girl instead, that's ok because the girl will also have her chance to produce a man.

This is how it is, and there can be no arguament.

I'm fed up with all this pc bollocks, and have taken it upon myself to produce truth.

[TheGreenGoblin]

and have taken it upon myself to produce truth.

You'll have better luck producing a whiskey sour...

Here are the ingredients...

2 ounces ​whiskey
3/4 ounce ​lemon juice (fresh)
1/2 to 3/4 ounce ​simple syrup (to taste)

Place In a cocktail shaker filled with ice, pour the whiskey, lemon juice, and simple syrup.

Shake well, drink, and have another one...

[TheGreenGoblin]

We are all human beings, with the same basic needs, rights, duties and abilities... as Ben Caplan proclaimed...

The point is human beings as such need a little loving touch

[Pontius Navigator]

The only real purpose of women is to produce men.

Some can knit scarfs too.

[TheGreenGoblin]

The only real purpose of women is to produce men.

Some can knit scarfs too.

Like the graffiti on the wall...

"My mother made me a poof"...

and somebody else had written below it...

"If I gave her some wool, would she knit me one too?"

[Woody]

Women often complain about being seen as sexual things, but what other purpose has a girl apart from getting a good pumping, possibly followed by the birth of a child?

Clearly men are the object, and our lovely female friends, les autre...

Let not the tail, wag the dog!

It was OFSO who said that I was suicidal, not even on the same street as this

[TheGreenGoblin]

I tend to have my Adam's rib moments like this... Different whisky/whiskey I guess...



If Atom is a real misogynist, then he'd better stick to rap music....

[AtomKraft]

Gobbers.
I love wimmin.

[Pontius Navigator]

16 hours and AK still able to type.

[llondel]

If you think about it, science is more likely to be able to dispense with the male of the species than the female.

[Pontius Navigator]

There is a number of machines that fulfill some functions, I am told.

[TheGreenGoblin]

There is a number of machines that fulfill some functions, I am told.

[k3k3]

On the same theme, I give you Alison Goldfrapp: