A very talented woman....
Women.
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TheGreenGoblin
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Re: Women.
I generally have to go and have a cold shower after watching Ms Goldfrappp...
A very talented woman....
A very talented woman....
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Re: Women.
I saw her live in a small venue in Cologne, you're right about the need for cold showers, sex on legs!
...as was Kate Nash at the same place, wearing a rubber fetishists wet dream!
...as was Kate Nash at the same place, wearing a rubber fetishists wet dream!
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Re: Women.
Kate Nash and aircraft.... an aviation fan's wet dream....
Sorry Atom, I feel this thread has gone into a flat spin...
It been Sunday, and me belonging to the Church of Morty and Rick, I was apt to think of this Rickism...
and I realised that Atom, might just be another form of Rick in the infinity of universes that comprises reality...Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed
I am more of a Morty in these matters, being a romantic schmuck at heart....
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
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AtomKraft
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Re: Women.
Some functions, but not all.
Crikey we need women- how else can more men be produced?
If you boil it down though, it's very clear- sure, they can knit scarves, write books etc, but what are they here for?
Pumping!
Crikey we need women- how else can more men be produced?
If you boil it down though, it's very clear- sure, they can knit scarves, write books etc, but what are they here for?
Pumping!
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Pontius Navigator
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Re: Women.
The Chinese have just the thing for you AK.
So I'm told.
So I'm told.
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Re: Women.
Ok Pontious.
I'll give you five minutes to tell me before I snuggle up with my lovely gurl!
I'll give you five minutes to tell me before I snuggle up with my lovely gurl!
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Re: Women.
No AK, I wouldn't want to prick your bubble
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TheGreenGoblin
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Re: Women.
Atom, the author of the Little Book of Women. Like the Little Book of Calm, without the calm!
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"To be alive
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
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Re: Women.
Well that wouldn't be worth buying. It would need to be like the Encyclopedia Britannica with an additional volume added monthly.
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Re: Women.
Women. Get them on your sausage!
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Re: Women.
You do love life in the fast lane
Re: Women.
What if you only have a Chipolata?
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Re: Women.
Or Cumberland?
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Re: Women.
Load of Bologna
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Re: Women.
At least a pound of Boerewors! En stywe pap. Die vroumense hou nie van die wat pap is!
En die Skotse, soos Meneer Kraft, is weinig met hulle pap! :
En die Skotse, soos Meneer Kraft, is weinig met hulle pap! :
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"To be alive
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Your destination remains
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"To be alive
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
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TheGreenGoblin
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Re: Women.
I realise that as much as I enjoy punning in Afrikaans, nobody here cares or even speaks the language, nor can the above be translated literally, so Google won't help,thus I am a self satisfied audience of one, which is fine, I am easily pleased, but I want Atom to get my drift... so...
pap = is a mealie based porridge often eaten with boerewors. Stywe pap is stiff porridge, but pap can also mean flaccid (see where I was going there). The "weining" thing means "little, scarce or not enough" and can also mean "mean" and I was being unfair there as Scots are no meaner than anybody else!
pap = is a mealie based porridge often eaten with boerewors. Stywe pap is stiff porridge, but pap can also mean flaccid (see where I was going there). The "weining" thing means "little, scarce or not enough" and can also mean "mean" and I was being unfair there as Scots are no meaner than anybody else!
Though you remain
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"To be alive
You must have somewhere
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
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AtomKraft
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Re: Women.
I love wimmen, Gob- but a man can do most things better or quicker.
They do have a party trick though, that's just impossible for men, and it's up to us to get them to do it as often as possible!
'Women! Get them pumped!'
That's what they're there for!
And these days they need to be reminded of it.
They do have a party trick though, that's just impossible for men, and it's up to us to get them to do it as often as possible!
'Women! Get them pumped!'
That's what they're there for!
And these days they need to be reminded of it.
Re: Women.
Signs of a sheltered life!
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Re: Women.
Well David Attenborough and Greta T, doomed to failure