Sunak and Javid have resigned from the government.

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llondel · #21 Post by **llondel** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:40 pm

By now the cabinet must look more like a rickety set of shelves.

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #22 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:43 pm

Wile E Coyote does his best Boris impression

PHXPhlyer · #23 Post by **PHXPhlyer** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:10 am

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:43 pm
Wile E Coyote does his best Boris impression

WileECoyote.jpg

Except Wiley has a better 'do.

PP

ribrash · #24 Post by **ribrash** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:49 am

Fatty Johnson will resign today. Break out the good drinks.

Woody · #25 Post by **Woody** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:07 am

Boac · #26 Post by **Boac** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:14 am

Outstanding! Sadly, still work to do, though.

Undried Plum · #27 Post by **Undried Plum** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:30 am

I don't understand.

How can a Prime Minister resign from the leadership of his Party, and consequently resign from leadership of his Party's Cabinet, but somehow remain as Prime Minister? He clearly doesn't have the confidence of his Party or of his Cabinet or of the country.

A famous English queen by the name of Elizabeth once declaimed being a weak and feeble woman. Her modern counterpart, despite her Germanness and decrepitude, ought to man up and tell her Prime Minister to copulate orf.

Boac · #28 Post by **Boac** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:35 am

He'll need those 3 months to get the wallpaper off the walls and find a new mistress.

Undried Plum · #29 Post by **Undried Plum** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:42 am

For him, a mistress is anything that comes between a mister and a mattress.

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #30 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 1:31 pm

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/20 ... ence-vote/
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Starmer looking to bring a No Confidence Vote to the Commons unless Boris says he will..
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Woody · #31 Post by **Woody** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:18 pm

Undried Plum · #32 Post by **Undried Plum** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:47 pm

The above bad news should have mentioned that it's Lurpak Spreadable, not proppa butter.

Undried Plum · #33 Post by **Undried Plum** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:01 pm

Formula for butter:

Squirt milk from a cow; Easypeasy

Pound the hell out of it, almost until you've got wankers cramp; who here has never done that?

Then pat it into chosen sized rectanguloid lumps, having added a wee bit of salt to some batches if you hope to inherit a wedge from someone who has an undiagnosed heart condition and might eat it;

Enjoy. It really is much much better than the crap that Arla sells as Lurpak etc.

**** Disclosure:
I own shares in Arla and I make my own bread and I make my own butter and I think that the managers of Arla are wankers.

Pontius Navigator · #34 Post by **Pontius Navigator** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:05 pm

Nah, ASDA was selling vegetable butter yesterday. Good idea, cut out the cow.

Bit like P&O once had vegetarian Lincolnshire sausages on the menu until I pointed out the bleedin obvious.

Pontius Navigator · #35 Post by **Pontius Navigator** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:08 pm

Just noticed, after listening to his resignation speech for the nth time, as he came out it was to joyous applause.

Were they applauding the PM or his resignation?

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #36 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:11 pm

"I'll give you two guesses, but you're only gonna need one!"

Undried Plum · #37 Post by **Undried Plum** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:15 pm

Pontius Navigator wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:05 pm
vegetable butter

A contradiction in terms, rather like military intelligence.

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #38 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:47 pm

Not really.

Both contain lots of vegetables

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