Sunak and Javid have resigned from the government.

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k3k3 · #1 Post by **k3k3** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:20 pm

Who's next?

OFSO · #2 Post by **OFSO** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:28 pm

If the last one to leave has to turn the lights out, it'll be Boris... This is heading for a General Election.

Woody · #3 Post by **Woody** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:48 pm

Larry the Cat
@Number10cat
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30m
“I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do”

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #4 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:55 pm

The good ship rustbucket 'Boris' is holed below the waterline now, I think.

Do remember, based on the last 25 years, that Boris is only the worst Prime Minister Britain's ever had until the next one is appointed.

Woody · #5 Post by **Woody** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:16 pm

The SAS have entered Patel's office and escorted her to Heathrow where she is being forcibly placed on a jet to Rwanda to cheer the UK up.

Woody · #6 Post by **Woody** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:30 pm

Boris saying that he wants to be PM until 20.30, just an hour to go

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #7 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:31 pm

Excellent, Woody!

Final nail in the coffin - Nadine Dorries is backing Boris "100%"

Undried Plum · #8 Post by **Undried Plum** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 6:55 pm

So, the two contenders for the leadership contest have come out.

If we're to have a sweepstake, my Pound would be on the rich guy to win. It is the Tory party, after all.

Whether Sunak will push for a snap General Election is an interesting point. It would comprehensively bugger up Wee Krankie's plans, so that ploy would have some merit.

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #9 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:29 pm

The bookies early front runner is Penny Mordaunt...but the bookies make money, not Prime Ministers.

Just consulted a Politics teacher - she thinks Boris will be around for a few days at least, and that the Tory Grandees may pick Raab as the next candidate to be praised.

For what any of that is worth.

Boac · #10 Post by **Boac** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:20 am

Another one goes: Will Quince
"With great sadness and regret, I have this morning tendered my resignation to the Prime Minister after I accepted and repeated assurances on Monday to the media which have now been found to be inaccurate.
I wish my successor well - it is the best job in government."

Pushed out in front of the TV cameras the other day to lie on behalf of BoJo. What took him so long?

EDIT: Now Robin Walker - whoever he is/was

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Woody · #11 Post by **Woody** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:49 am

30p Lee has withdrawn his support

Boac · #12 Post by **Boac** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:51 am

I hope we are not wasting money on changing door nameplates and letter-heads in government? Perhaps we could run to some peel-off stickers on which names can be crayoned?

BoJo the clown HAD 211 'loyal' MPs (sorry - that should read 'career politicians') to choose from in June so he could keep playing 'promote another dickhead' for quite a while.

4mastacker · #13 Post by **4mastacker** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:47 am

BoJo the clown HAD 211 'loyal' MPs (sorry - that should read 'career politicians') to choose from in June so he could keep playing 'promote another dickhead' for quite a while.

If he promotes my worse-than-useless MP then he really is scraping the barrel.

The bookies early front runner is Penny Mordaunt...but the bookies make money, not Prime Ministers.

Ah Yes, Miss Mordaunt. Definitely way out in front of the other runners, but I'm not sure if she's in with a shout of becoming PM though.

Woody · #14 Post by **Woody** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:36 pm

Now he’s Chancellor, should be no problem approving this

OFSO · #15 Post by **OFSO** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:45 pm

We need a special edition of HIGNFY, with Piers Morgan in the Chair.

ricardian · #16 Post by **ricardian** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:11 pm

A Dilbert relevant to today

Fox3WheresMyBanana · #17 Post by **Fox3WheresMyBanana** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:34 pm

I have long held to the principle that if a Dilbert cartoon ever matches your workplace on the day it is published, resign immediately.
And I have had to do it once.

Pontius Navigator · #18 Post by **Pontius Navigator** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:42 pm

Looks like the way to get slimmed down Government and cut the food bill.

Woody · #19 Post by **Woody** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:26 pm

The prime minister has sacked Levelling Up, Housing and Communities Secretary, Michael Gove.

Would’ve thought that enough people had left in the last couple of days without having to sack anyone

Undried Plum · #20 Post by **Undried Plum** » Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:58 pm

OFSO wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:45 pm
We need a special edition of HIGNFY, with Piers Morgan in the Chair.

Isn't HIGNFY how Boris got where he is?

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