Starving stray cat

[OFSO]

Three am. Wife wakes me, "noise downstairs". Out of bed, indeed yes, and also plaintive miouw miouw. The Black Monster alias Morgan le Fay has negotiated the maze of flaps and tunnel into the cellar and up into the house. First cat to do so for a very long time. Bricks blocking the first cat flap have been moved to one side. Huh!

[OFSO]

Black Monster in disgrace. Caught a tiny mouse last night and (eventually) ate it. Sort of. I pointed at the entrails and said "what's that then? " Cat looked off into far distance... 'nothing to do wiv me, guv...i never did nuffin' '

[OFSO]

The ticks are back. Tick tock tickety tock. Cat sprayed again. Highly offended.

[OFSO]

Rubbing a cat's belly for the first time has one of two consequences: claws and teeth, or roll-on-the-back ecstasy. Morgan le Fay, to my surprise, is in the latter category.

[OFSO]

There are occasions on ON nowadays when all I can do is to stick out my tongue....

[PHXPhlyer]

Is that your proxy or is it imitation?

PP

[OFSO]

Very useful for affixing postage stamps which need licking - just run 'em past the cat's mouth...