Truly a nightmare?
Truly a nightmare?
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Imagine that flying around the cabin in severe turbulence - never mind the *****! Adds a new meaning to a 'stable approach'.
Imagine that flying around the cabin in severe turbulence - never mind the *****! Adds a new meaning to a 'stable approach'.
Re: Truly a nightmare?
It is the almost inevitable bottom of the 'slippery slope' when animals were welcomed aboard airlines in the guise of being 'needed'.
Anybody with the stones to say ENOUGH will be attacked as anti-special needs peeps.
Anybody with the stones to say ENOUGH will be attacked as anti-special needs peeps.
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.
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This thing of needing emotional-support pets in order to travel is indicative to me of mental illness. They should seek help instead of going to these idiotic shrinks who only encourage the problem and not cure or at least reduce it.
If I suffered the same I'd need an emotional-support slut with big tits while traveling.
Well actually I'd like one anyway with or without any illness!
If I suffered the same I'd need an emotional-support slut with big tits while traveling.
Well actually I'd like one anyway with or without any illness!
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Re: Truly a nightmare?
Did she book another seat, or did the adjacent passenger have to accommodate the arse end ?
Count me in. PC gone mad.Anybody with the stones to say ENOUGH will be attacked as anti-special needs peeps.
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It's a one-way street, this Street of idiocy.
Example.
A chum of mine is always having to go off on work related courses. Nowadays, there's always a 'special needs' Q & A to be completed, before attending.
You know, vegetarian, vegan, halal, glucose free, kosher etc...
My chum likes to insist on steak.
Whaddya mean, steak? Is the usual response.
"'That's what I eat, steak" he replies.
It never works, but it gives him a larff.
Strangely they don't mind bending over backwards to procure Kosher grub, or lactose intolerant grub for those who need it, but they can't be arsed getting a normal steak for a normal bloke.
Example.
A chum of mine is always having to go off on work related courses. Nowadays, there's always a 'special needs' Q & A to be completed, before attending.
You know, vegetarian, vegan, halal, glucose free, kosher etc...
My chum likes to insist on steak.
Whaddya mean, steak? Is the usual response.
"'That's what I eat, steak" he replies.
It never works, but it gives him a larff.
Strangely they don't mind bending over backwards to procure Kosher grub, or lactose intolerant grub for those who need it, but they can't be arsed getting a normal steak for a normal bloke.
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Maybe he needs to produce a medical certificate explaining he needs to consume a steak on a plane.AtomKraft wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:37 amIt's a one-way street, this Street of idiocy.
Example.
A chum of mine is always having to go off on work related courses. Nowadays, there's always a 'special needs' Q & A to be completed, before attending.
You know, vegetarian, vegan, halal, glucose free, kosher etc...
My chum likes to insist on steak.
Whaddya mean, steak? Is the usual response.
"'That's what I eat, steak" he replies.
It never works, but it gives him a larff.
Strangely they don't mind bending over backwards to procure Kosher grub, or lactose intolerant grub for those who need it, but they can't be arsed getting a normal steak for a normal bloke.
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Re: Truly a nightmare?
We had a special needs passenger - yuk.
We were in row 2, 3 seats and we had two.
Then this double width wheel chair arrived. She boarded and had a pass for row NN or some such. Far too far back but probably on the CofG. She said she couldn't walk that far. She looked at our spare seat but I made no move to move stuff off the seat and ignored her. The man behind was made of weaker stuff.
She laughed when she asked for seat belt extensions.
In flight she went to the toilet. She had to back in. God knows how she managed as her arms were too short.
We were in row 2, 3 seats and we had two.
Then this double width wheel chair arrived. She boarded and had a pass for row NN or some such. Far too far back but probably on the CofG. She said she couldn't walk that far. She looked at our spare seat but I made no move to move stuff off the seat and ignored her. The man behind was made of weaker stuff.
She laughed when she asked for seat belt extensions.
In flight she went to the toilet. She had to back in. God knows how she managed as her arms were too short.
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In other words PM she was a butt-ugly fat obese slob. I got no mercy for ‘em of whatever gender. Sooner accept a hippo sitting next to me. At least they’re not the way they are because of burgers fries and Coke.
They probably don’t fart as much either.
They probably don’t fart as much either.
Re: Truly a nightmare?
I don't know about farting, I do know when they ***** they whirl their tails around like propellers so everything within ten metres gets covered in it.
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That's interesting, automatic censorship of the rude word.