Friday Jokes
- ian16th
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Re: Friday Jokes
I had an invite to a BBQ tonight.
From some guy called Quasimodo.
From some guy called Quasimodo.
Cynicism improves with age
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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What time; eight bells?
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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I think he's taking the sips
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Bit like the dyslexic devil worshipper who used to sacrifice chickens to Santa.
Rev Mother Bene Gesserit.
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Sent from my PDP11/05 running RSX-11D via an ASR33 (TTY)
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Or the dyslexic who walks into a bra.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Could it have been Bill?
- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Bates. He was a Master before he was a Captain.
Before that, he was just a seaman, who were always called by where they came from, rather than their proper name. He was from Middlesex. Staines I think.
Before that, he was just a seaman, who were always called by where they came from, rather than their proper name. He was from Middlesex. Staines I think.
- Stoneboat
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A man was admiring a pirate's hook and wooden leg
"How much did they cost?"
"An arm and a leg."
What do Canadian pirates say when they wear their wooden legs in winter?
"Shiver me timbers."
"How much did they cost?"
"An arm and a leg."
What do Canadian pirates say when they wear their wooden legs in winter?
"Shiver me timbers."
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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Women say childbirth is the worst pain ever, but it's nothing to a kick in the nuts.
I mean, you often hear women say after a couple of years "I'd like another baby",
but you never a man say "I'd like another kick in the nuts".
I mean, you often hear women say after a couple of years "I'd like another baby",
but you never a man say "I'd like another kick in the nuts".
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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