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A young lady who came from Jakarta
Had a rep. as a terrible farter
She wore vented knickers
And if plied with fancy liquors
Her legs would get further aparter.
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One chap bought a bottle of gin,
He thought that it might get him in.
Had a rep. as a terrible farter
She wore vented knickers
And if plied with fancy liquors
Her legs would get further aparter.
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One chap bought a bottle of gin,
He thought that it might get him in.
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"I'm sorry my dear
But I much prefer beer
And drink it from out of a tin."
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So I bought her a six pack of piss
And said "Here you go little Miss."
But I much prefer beer
And drink it from out of a tin."
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So I bought her a six pack of piss
And said "Here you go little Miss."
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So I bought her a six pack of piss
And said "Here you go little Miss."
She downed it in one
And said "Now let's have fun."
"What on earth should I do with this?"
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"I've never seen one so small"
"It won't be much use at all."
And said "Here you go little Miss."
She downed it in one
And said "Now let's have fun."
"What on earth should I do with this?"
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"I've never seen one so small"
"It won't be much use at all."
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But a Special Effect
Made it look quite errect
Made it look quite errect
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"I've never seen one so small"
"It won't be much use at all."
But a Special Effect
Made it look quite erect
And gave it an extra ball.
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She said "With equipment like that"
"It won't be much use at all."
But a Special Effect
Made it look quite erect
And gave it an extra ball.
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She said "With equipment like that"
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"It'd make for good girly chat."
Ok for small keyholes
Maybe cute Barbie dolls?
And the squirrel in Ice Age called Scrat.
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"It's quality not quantity!" I said.
Ok for small keyholes
Maybe cute Barbie dolls?
And the squirrel in Ice Age called Scrat.
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"It's quality not quantity!" I said.
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As she threw herself face-down on the bed
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Saying "It will be quite a farce
If you cum in my arse
So shoot on my bum cheeks instead."
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I said it would make quite a mess.
"You want me to do that Miss Tess?"
If you cum in my arse
So shoot on my bum cheeks instead."
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I said it would make quite a mess.
"You want me to do that Miss Tess?"
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She let out a howl
"Oh, don't use my clean towel !"
"Oh, don't use my clean towel !"
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I said it would make quite a mess.
"You want me to do that Miss Tess?"
She let out a howl
"Oh, don't use my clean towel !"
I said "Well I'm going to, unless...."
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"You want me to do that Miss Tess?"
She let out a howl
"Oh, don't use my clean towel !"
I said "Well I'm going to, unless...."
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A young lady from Azerbaijan
Said "I can do it, I know that I can..
Said "I can do it, I know that I can..
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A young lady from Azerbaijan
Said "I can do it, I know that I can.
If I give one more shove
I know you'll be in , love
Said "I can do it, I know that I can.
If I give one more shove
I know you'll be in , love
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If it don't work, I'll try it with a man.
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After using a browser
I said "down my trouser"
I said "down my trouser"
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A girl from a town in Thailand
Asked if I wanted her hand.
After using a browser
I said "down my trouser"
If you're lucky, you'll find my gland.
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Just be sure that your hands aren't too cold
Before you take a hold
Asked if I wanted her hand.
After using a browser
I said "down my trouser"
If you're lucky, you'll find my gland.
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Just be sure that your hands aren't too cold
Before you take a hold
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Cos if you touch my dick
It will shrivel up quick
And it's not a good sight to behold.
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"I'm a girlyboy didn't you know
And we Thais just go with the flow."
I said "What a shame
As I think I just came"
It will shrivel up quick
And it's not a good sight to behold.
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"I'm a girlyboy didn't you know
And we Thais just go with the flow."
I said "What a shame
As I think I just came"
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'Cos I looked up your skirt at the show."
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A horny young lass from New York
Met a nice gent who's from Cork.
A horny young lass from New York
Met a nice gent who's from Cork.
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A horny young lass from New York
Met a nice gent who's from Cork.
Up the Empire State
They attempted to mate
Met a nice gent who's from Cork.
Up the Empire State
They attempted to mate