The Limerick Thread
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But sadly my hand
Was all covered with sand
Was all covered with sand
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And she said "I'm transgender you dummy!"
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An orifice which gets full of sand
Can be found in a middle Eastern land
Can be found in a middle Eastern land
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An orifice which gets full of sand
Can be found in a middle Eastern land.
But if you play with her titty
It won't get all gritty
Can be found in a middle Eastern land.
But if you play with her titty
It won't get all gritty
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Though the sex might be rather bland.
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There was a young lady named Min
Had a tattoo engraved on her quim
When read from one side
It said "please come inside...
Had a tattoo engraved on her quim
When read from one side
It said "please come inside...
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There was a young lady named Min
Had a tattoo engraved on her quim
When read from one side
It said "please come inside...
But you had to climb over the rim.
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It was like a high cordillera
Had a tattoo engraved on her quim
When read from one side
It said "please come inside...
But you had to climb over the rim.
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It was like a high cordillera
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But that didn't bother Cornelia.
So I climbed up on board
And dipped in me sword
So I climbed up on board
And dipped in me sword
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And took a firm grip on her tiller.
"Me hearties !" I shouted out loud,
"I don't like to have sex in a crowd.
"Me hearties !" I shouted out loud,
"I don't like to have sex in a crowd.
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"Me hearties !" I shouted out loud,
"I don't like to have sex in a crowd.
"Just two or three
"Is plenty for me.
"I don't like to have sex in a crowd.
"Just two or three
"Is plenty for me.
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Except when the Queen's there at Cowes.
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When the lady is primed and is hot
You'll be looking for some lonely spot
You'll be looking for some lonely spot
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When the lady is primed and is hot
You'll be looking for some lonely spot
For a wee bit of lovin'
And where you can shove in
You'll be looking for some lonely spot
For a wee bit of lovin'
And where you can shove in
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But next door to a Guardian reader, perhaps not.
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A girl with amazing big breasts
Said "The results have come back from my tests."
Said "The results have come back from my tests."
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"One of my suitable jobs
Is to do stripping for yobs
In places that Slasher infests"'
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Is to do stripping for yobs
In places that Slasher infests"'
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Re: The Limerick Thread
When you snigger because I look hot
I can tell you, of silicone, they're not
I can tell you, of silicone, they're not
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When you snigger because I look hot
I can tell you, of silicone, they're not.
They are pure human flesh
(Plus some structural mesh)
I can tell you, of silicone, they're not.
They are pure human flesh
(Plus some structural mesh)
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But you'll find all that out in the cot.
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Silicone tits can be pretty to watch
As long as there wasn't a surgical botch.
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Silicone tits can be pretty to watch
As long as there wasn't a surgical botch.
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Silicone tits can be pretty to watch
As long as there wasn't a surgical botch
But if they're not the same size
It can be a surprise
As long as there wasn't a surgical botch
But if they're not the same size
It can be a surprise