Friday Jokes
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Where's the damn 'like' button.....
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Having spent the weekend mostly with the dogs, I discovered that "Leave it!" doesn't work nearly so well with cats.
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I was reading a book on HTML error codes and noticed a missing page between 403 and 405.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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It's a real book, only $43 from Amazon
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My grandad always said "as one door closes another door opens".
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker!
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker!
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That's funny but in my experience Indians rarely raise their voices.
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Agree Cape. Obviously British born. When operating through their bloody awful country I learnt very early on not to shout at them. They just froze and you would get nowhere.Capetonian wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:27 amThat's funny but in my experience Indians rarely raise their voices.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Might one quote Kipling.
Now it is not good for the Christians health to harass the aryan brown
For the Christian riles and the aryan smiles and it weareth the Christian down
And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased
With an epitaph drear "A fool lies here who tried to hurry the East".
Might be some variants as quoted entirely from memory at 23:30. Yawn.
Alison
Now it is not good for the Christians health to harass the aryan brown
For the Christian riles and the aryan smiles and it weareth the Christian down
And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased
With an epitaph drear "A fool lies here who tried to hurry the East".
Might be some variants as quoted entirely from memory at 23:30. Yawn.
Alison
Rev Mother Bene Gesserit.
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Sent from my PDP11/05 running RSX-11D via an ASR33 (TTY)
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The man who invented SpellCheck died today. May he rust in piss.
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Might be some variants as quoted entirely from memory at 23:30. Yawn.
I learnt it as Asian Brown ( nothing racist about me )
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One for Slasher
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde, and a comely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel. As the compartment is plunged into complete darkness for the Nth time a ringing slap is heard. The train passes back into daylight and the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'
The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and slapped the beast.'
The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'
The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French tw@t again.'
The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'
The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and slapped the beast.'
The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'
The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French tw@t again.'
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.