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Diane Abbott Alert
Diane Abbott is to stand in for Noddy Corbyn at PMQs tomorrow. Pencil and paper handy for some memorable quotes.....
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
Hopefully I’ll be flying to Japan and will miss this feast of television
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
Dominic Raab is standing in for BJ. Could be entertaining if she starts quoting numbers - her minder must be either confident or sh**ting himself that she won't screw up.
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My thanks to the OP for not posting a pic of that horrible fat butt ugly....thing.
Re: Diane Abbott Alert
Just wait for Halloween...
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
Hope Raab has prepared some questions involving numbers...
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They should put her together with that other famously innumerate non-reflective :
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
Or as discussed previously, the French can only count to 69.
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
You could say that if your mouth wasn't full.
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
I heard that police arrested a man threatening to rape her, and took away his white cane and dog. Ooh, bad taste joke.
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Apparently the Abbottapotamus can't count to 6, which is the number of questions allowed for an Opposition Leader. She stood up to ask a seventh and Bercow had to tell her to sit down again.
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After her initial spiel, she sat down without asking her first question and had to be prompted by the speaker to ask it - he kindly described her first comments as "the preface".Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:09 pmApparently the Abbottapotamus can't count to 6, which is the number of questions allowed for an Opposition Leader. She stood up to ask a seventh and Bercow had to tell her to sit down again.
She was an absolute mess. God knows what folks in other countries thought if they watched that performance. A "national embarrassment" doesn't come anywhere near to being an adequate description. When Bercow told her to sit down when she tried to ask the seventh question, the rest of the House were peeing themselves laughing at her ineptness.
God forbid if she ever gets to sit as a Government minister.
Her protectors keep harping on about her diabetes and its affect on her rambling speech pattern.
What a load of bollox!!! - I don't know anyone with diabetes who talks in a manner like hers. It's about time she stopped using that as an excuse for her shambolic performances. I'm diabetic and even the cr@p I spout is fluent and coherent........
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I used to believe that we should not judge by appearances. Mind you, that was before I'd seen photos of the Abbopotamus.
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His solicitor is indicating that he intends to plea not guilty, it will be interesting to see exactly which of the failings in the white population caused this behaviour.
We saw a case a few months ago of the well known incident of a large black man on a bicycle attacking the occupants of a car with a three foot long machete, he was given a suspended sentence, so based on this I dare say he will walk free with several thousand pounds awarded for damages against his good name.
We saw a case a few months ago of the well known incident of a large black man on a bicycle attacking the occupants of a car with a three foot long machete, he was given a suspended sentence, so based on this I dare say he will walk free with several thousand pounds awarded for damages against his good name.
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I am sure he was only picked on by the police because he was black, and he will use the get out of jail free race card.
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
Apparently he is/was a supposedly high flyer/fast tracker in the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. I wonder if strings were pulled to get him to that exalted position?
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Re: Diane Abbott Alert
Diane is probably very happy today - she can calculate the date unaided
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Not so sure about that. A friend of mine had this absolutely stunning blonde g/f, sadly as thick as all the short planks in a Canadian forest. New Year's Day, many years ago, she's writing to a friend and she asked: "What day is it today?" Her b/f said :
"Let me give you a clue. We had a New Year's Eve party last night."
Answer : "Yes, I know, but I asked for today's date."
"Let me give you a clue. We had a New Year's Eve party last night."
Answer : "Yes, I know, but I asked for today's date."