It shall be a self tied bow tie then,
You and Fox speak with authority.
It shall be a self tied bow tie then,
When it is described and prescribed in context then t'is simple in context but when encountered in a social/military/political scenario, it all becomes a nightmare for a bloke with a ragged arse come dundies background! Ergo me!
Good to see mate that you and your lady didn’t rush headlong into marriage and made sure you can put up with each other’s sh!t.TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:01 pmI am getting married next year (after 20 years of sin). You are definitely invited!
I am a bait shop man dude, but she is a good girl and is worth more than my ***** (tits aside). I was brought up as a Catholic (I am also partially Jewish but marriage in that context is ridiculous).Slasher wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:52 amGood to see mate that you and your lady didn’t rush headlong into marriage and made sure you can put up with each other’s sh!t.TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:01 pmI am getting married next year (after 20 years of sin). You are definitely invited!
Me and Ap shacked up for just over 2 years when she decided my crap was tolerable. She of course had none. Still doesn’t neither, except now she complains when she’s busy cooking or cleaning or typing on her puter and I physically pick her up and cart her off over my shoulder to the cot upstairs. She never complained about that before during our “living in sin” days. In fact it was the exact opposite. Just remember certain things change when the “I do”s are said and a ring is suddenly bunged on a woman’s finger.
May I suggest either Sisemen or Ex-Ascot be your best man, and have him attend in full dress military uniform regalia (i.e. with sword, medals, scrambled egg etc). This will counterbalance the cultural scumbaggery of my expected attire at the ceremony.
May I ask Gob will the wedding be in a church or at the local bait shop? If the latter I’ll wear a nice tie over my ‘I big titties’ T-shirt which might sorta panache up and flowery twat the place a bit.
Yes Ian I believe it is true. He was invited to dine with HMQ and HRH PP. He was in full mess kit but with soft collar shirt not winged. HRH PP questioned his dress and it is reported that he said something along the lines of winged collars are only worn when someone important is present. Could only be a Rock.
OFSO what exactly are talking about here?OFSO wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:45 pmFor three days each year I wear a bare and very sharp sword as part of my 13th century dress during the Festival de Trobadors. Biggest problem is where to carry it in the car. Walking through crowds I am very conscious of safety aspect. Small children rush up to feel it to see if it is 'real'. But as far as police taking notice ? Laughable suggestion.