Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
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Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
Money worries, I expect....
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
I wish I had his money worries.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
A lot of money will be made dealing with the divorce
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
To split what?
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As there appears to be more than adequate wealth available to satisfy the needs of each party, will an amicable split be possible, or will greed scupper this - resulting in $$$ being squandered in legal charges?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
$130 Billion. Will they stack it up in one dollar bills and say one for you one for me?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
Will the Foundation be affected?
I wonder if they tried rebooting?
I wonder if they tried rebooting?
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If you missed out with MacKinzie Scott (Bezos) you still might have a chance with Melinda.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
With the going rate of 30% of the gross for the winning lawyers, I would guess that there's a bit of a cat fight going on between the lawyers hustling to represent Melinda.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
Apparently they have both signed an agreed 'separation contract', with agreed financial terms.Undried Plum wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:18 pmWith the going rate of 30% of the gross for the winning lawyers, I would guess that there's a bit of a cat fight going on between the lawyers hustling to represent Melinda.
But the Judge can declare it null & void.
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
And so it goes on, when there's a hundred billion or more under discussion by the ****.ian16th wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:38 pmApparently they have both signed an agreed 'separation contract', with agreed financial terms.Undried Plum wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:18 pmWith the going rate of 30% of the gross for the winning lawyers, I would guess that there's a bit of a cat fight going on between the lawyers hustling to represent Melinda.
But the Judge can declare it null & void.
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Not sure whether this goes here, the jokes thread or one of the Covid threads.
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Ah! Behaviour that is OK for a PM but not Bill Gates?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
Not a fair comparison. The PM has been faithful since he was PM. Sorry, I will l rewrite that. The PM has not been found to be unfaithful to his finance since he became PM. DAMN IT. Wrong again. To his fiancee.
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Got there in the end? So, guilty of 'asking out' (and presumably 'entering') a female employee while married. QED.
But, you are making an assumption on his 'fidelity' to Carrie. are you not?
But, you are making an assumption on his 'fidelity' to Carrie. are you not?
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Re: Bill and Melinda Gates to split.
OK, do it's not high fidelity...
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No, it's more like a scratchy old 78 that has got stuck. Any sign of a wedding or is the engagement to be 'broken orf' in favour of a new mattress?