How not to fly an aeroplane
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How not to fly an aeroplane
How many Colonels does it take to crash an aeroplane?
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Or Heortoricans?
Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
RE 1) It was during a display practice and not 'just before landing'
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"Blow hard's done it this time!"
The infamous Arthur "Bud" Holland crash. Major Tony Kern had him bang to rights.
http://sbfpd.org/uploads/3/0/9/6/309601 ... f_blue.pdf
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Holland had a huge amount of previous and one of the colonels on board was there to try and temper his lunacy, most of the squadron would not fly with this guy.
Holland killed all the crew in this aircraft. See this video to see the ejection of the guy who was there to try and prevent this disaster. He ended up being caught in the fireball. He died in front of his wife and children.
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Give way to ships on the Starboard side, Captain
Such a simple rule, even if the bridge window is a bit sticky:
Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
What actually explains it is the dire state of the US military. Heaven knows how folk were getting promoted in those days. I remember in TOP a long discussion about the crash and friends of mine were heard to suggest that Holland must have had 'blackmail' material on his seniors for events to happen as they did - you know, videos of them shagging sheep or tinkering with choir boys etc.Ah! That explains it.??
The 'monitoring' pilot also sadly made completely the wrong decision to fly. Around that time there was a lot of ridicule amongst our chaps over the lack of 'with it' demonstrated by USAF - our long-lost member 'BenThere' demonstrated that by telling us he really did 'soak up' his 'int' briefing that the Russians did not have air-to air refuelling capability despite the fact that most of the rest of the world had been watching such since 'for ever'. Him a tanker driver too!
The Marine F4 collision is another example. Fighter pilots are supposed to look out, while Airline pilots can normally get away with eating cheese boards or doing crosswords. A terrible and avoidable loss of life through appalling airmanship. Not to mention 'Rules of the Air', of course.
PS It doesn't look as if things had improved by 2018 either.
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Boac wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 11:17 amWhat actually explains it is the dire state of the US military. Heaven knows how folk were getting promoted in those days. I remember in TOP a long discussion about the crash and friends of mine were heard to suggest that Holland must have had 'blackmail' material on his seniors for events to happen as they did - you know, videos of them shagging sheep or tinkering with choir boys etc.Ah! That explains it.??
The 'monitoring' pilot also sadly made completely the wrong decision to fly. Around that time there was a lot of ridicule amongst our chaps over the lack of 'with it' demonstrated by USAF - our long-lost member 'BenThere' demonstrated that by telling us he really did 'soak up' his 'int' briefing that the Russians did not have air-to air refuelling capability despite the fact that most of the rest of the world had been watching such since 'for ever'. Him a tanker driver too!
The Marine F4 collision is another example. Fighter pilots are supposed to look out, while Airline pilots can normally get away with eating cheese boards or doing crosswords. A terrible and avoidable loss of life through appalling airmanship. Not to mention 'Rules of the Air', of course.
Tony Kern's book is well worth reading... it is useful in any industry in fact.
The FlightChannel videos are generally very good... thanks for posting UP.
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"To be alive
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Your destination remains
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
"Hey, we have just graunched the tail on the runway, let's continue as if nothing happened!"
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Even us mere ground crew are aware of c of g on the A320, especially the NEO and use anti-tip procedures during a turnaround
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Had to get the baggage handling fork lift at Aberdeen to hold up the tail of my Aztec many years ago while a heavy drill bit was loaded until we could get it on the c of g. Much muttering from the traditionally 'happy' Aberdonians.....
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Dour?
Though you remain
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Your destination remains
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Which book?TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 11:21 amBoac wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 11:17 amWhat actually explains it is the dire state of the US military. Heaven knows how folk were getting promoted in those days. I remember in TOP a long discussion about the crash and friends of mine were heard to suggest that Holland must have had 'blackmail' material on his seniors for events to happen as they did - you know, videos of them shagging sheep or tinkering with choir boys etc.Ah! That explains it.??
The 'monitoring' pilot also sadly made completely the wrong decision to fly. Around that time there was a lot of ridicule amongst our chaps over the lack of 'with it' demonstrated by USAF - our long-lost member 'BenThere' demonstrated that by telling us he really did 'soak up' his 'int' briefing that the Russians did not have air-to air refuelling capability despite the fact that most of the rest of the world had been watching such since 'for ever'. Him a tanker driver too!
The Marine F4 collision is another example. Fighter pilots are supposed to look out, while Airline pilots can normally get away with eating cheese boards or doing crosswords. A terrible and avoidable loss of life through appalling airmanship. Not to mention 'Rules of the Air', of course.
Tony Kern's book is well worth reading... it is useful in any industry in fact.
The FlightChannel videos are generally very good... thanks for posting UP.
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Flight Discipline. The principles noted in there pertain in multiple industries.PHXPhlyer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:27 pmWhich book?TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 11:21 amBoac wrote: ↑Sun Jul 11, 2021 11:17 amWhat actually explains it is the dire state of the US military. Heaven knows how folk were getting promoted in those days. I remember in TOP a long discussion about the crash and friends of mine were heard to suggest that Holland must have had 'blackmail' material on his seniors for events to happen as they did - you know, videos of them shagging sheep or tinkering with choir boys etc.
The 'monitoring' pilot also sadly made completely the wrong decision to fly. Around that time there was a lot of ridicule amongst our chaps over the lack of 'with it' demonstrated by USAF - our long-lost member 'BenThere' demonstrated that by telling us he really did 'soak up' his 'int' briefing that the Russians did not have air-to air refuelling capability despite the fact that most of the rest of the world had been watching such since 'for ever'. Him a tanker driver too!
The Marine F4 collision is another example. Fighter pilots are supposed to look out, while Airline pilots can normally get away with eating cheese boards or doing crosswords. A terrible and avoidable loss of life through appalling airmanship. Not to mention 'Rules of the Air', of course.
Tony Kern's book is well worth reading... it is useful in any industry in fact.
The FlightChannel videos are generally very good... thanks for posting UP.
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Thanks!
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Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
Bought my copy in the USA. Really worth reading.
Ex Lt Col in the USAF...
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Re: Just would not fly in todays' air force
The accident displayed significant similarities with the 1994 crash of a B-52 bomber at Fairchild Air Force Base, Washington. On both occasions, the local USAF unit's chain of command apparently failed to prevent the pilots involved from developing deliberately unsafe flying practices for aerial displays of large aircraft.
One assumes that the officers in command turned to their best stick and rudder jockeys whose skill and daring seemed to lack temperance by the concomitant airmanship necessary to carry the displays off in a safe (and in these cases cases) successful fashion. Auguring into the earth in a stalled aircraft and killing yourself and your crew has to be a major flying "fail" in anybody's language or operational culture!
Alaska C17 Crash
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
Re: How not to fly an aeroplane
To qualify - they are great for anyone who doesn't understand basic flying, ie they are tailored for the lowest common denominator. The C17 crash video is a case in point. Presentation of the 'history' but a lot of irrelevant information in the rush to appeal to the 'rabble'.TGG wrote:The FlightChannel videos are generally very good.