Oh I see you are playing the Guantanamo Card, now that is pretty heavy and I can't match that!
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John just loves an argument.
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Quote --Oh I see you are playing the Guantanamo Card, now that is pretty heavy and I can't match that!
As you can't match it ,we will call this thread closed Australia 1 New Zealand 0
As you can't match it ,we will call this thread closed Australia 1 New Zealand 0
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Talking about sport, have'nt you got some balls to sandpaper?
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Underarm and underhand....
I see that Greg Chappell, and his brother Trevor still have much to answer for in (or on) the field of rocky cricketing relations between NZ and Australia as cricketing nations!
We South Africans, as God fearing Christian people, forgive the cheating Aussie bastards for sand papering the ball at Newlands, and we will never allow the devil to deviate us from the true path of sportsmanship, fair play and forgiveness, unless one of our names is Cronje, in whose case, the devil made him do it!
This being Sunday let us raise out hands in prayer for our cheating Australian brothers... may the Good Lord forgive them... (and South African hypocrites)
We South Africans, as God fearing Christian people, forgive the cheating Aussie bastards for sand papering the ball at Newlands, and we will never allow the devil to deviate us from the true path of sportsmanship, fair play and forgiveness, unless one of our names is Cronje, in whose case, the devil made him do it!
This being Sunday let us raise out hands in prayer for our cheating Australian brothers... may the Good Lord forgive them... (and South African hypocrites)
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Don't forget that it was Fannie de Villiers who spotted the villains in action, and he got a cameraman to zoom in on the action.
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"You know South Africans; we never give up."
Good old "Petrus Stephanus "Fanie" de Villiers", the man that made Tony Greig eat his odds back in 1994 (or was it 1993, my mind is slowly eroding)!
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Never met him, but he appears to be the sort of guy I'd enjoy a few beers with.TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Sun Jul 18, 2021 8:11 amGood old "Petrus Stephanus "Fanie" de Villiers", the man that made Tony Greig eat his odds back in 1994 (or was it 1993, my mind is slowly eroding)!
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O M G, what have I done by reviving this thread which had lain dormant for 11 months?!
Now the brickbats and insults flow copiously from the keyboards around the O-N family and it is all beginning to look like the USA OK Corral style of 'discussion'!
Bearing in mind that humble little me has been posting BS for most of my time here, I now know to where I can go to seek the unblemished truth about almost everything so I hereby share with you all my new Encyclopedia Britannica sources of wisdom of Blessed, sorry, Kim Il Jacinda;
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/flash ... e-of-truth
It's those teeth which discourage me from ever again enjoying a certain bedroom practice which once used to be quite pleasurable...
And if that was not enough;
https://www.nzcpr.com/a-masterclass-in-propaganda/
Seems strangely North Korean in flavour, though I've never eaten expertly wok'd dog...
Anyhow, I must go and take my medication as prescribed at the correct time of day.
Now the brickbats and insults flow copiously from the keyboards around the O-N family and it is all beginning to look like the USA OK Corral style of 'discussion'!
Bearing in mind that humble little me has been posting BS for most of my time here, I now know to where I can go to seek the unblemished truth about almost everything so I hereby share with you all my new Encyclopedia Britannica sources of wisdom of Blessed, sorry, Kim Il Jacinda;
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/flash ... e-of-truth
It's those teeth which discourage me from ever again enjoying a certain bedroom practice which once used to be quite pleasurable...
And if that was not enough;
https://www.nzcpr.com/a-masterclass-in-propaganda/
Seems strangely North Korean in flavour, though I've never eaten expertly wok'd dog...
Anyhow, I must go and take my medication as prescribed at the correct time of day.
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From our Branch Covidian member down under in what was once considered a wonderful place to live;
“Shrieks of Kiwi panic on Twitter. Everyone has to consider him/herself, and all other Kiwis, as squelching, oozing sacks of covvie venom. Keep away, keep awaaaaaaay.
But they can all meet together to savour the joyous experience of the fake test queue:
‘We know that on the first day of testing it can take time for systems to be stood up and queues can be long. Please prepare to be in a queue for some time –wear a mask, take food and water with you’…”
Nothing however about taking a piss, as they take it out of their populace!
“Shrieks of Kiwi panic on Twitter. Everyone has to consider him/herself, and all other Kiwis, as squelching, oozing sacks of covvie venom. Keep away, keep awaaaaaaay.
But they can all meet together to savour the joyous experience of the fake test queue:
‘We know that on the first day of testing it can take time for systems to be stood up and queues can be long. Please prepare to be in a queue for some time –wear a mask, take food and water with you’…”
Nothing however about taking a piss, as they take it out of their populace!
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It is not a nice place to be so stay away, stay well away!barkingmad wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:12 pmFrom our Branch Covidian member down under in what was once considered a wonderful place to live;
**Australian word.“Shrieks of Kiwi panic on Twitter. Everyone has to consider him/herself, and all other Kiwis, as squelching, oozing sacks of covvie** venom. Keep away, keep awaaaaaaay.
But they can all meet together to savour the joyous experience of the fake test queue:
‘We know that on the first day of testing it can take time for systems to be stood up and queues can be long. Please prepare to be in a queue for some time –wear a mask, take food and water with you’…”
Nothing however about taking a piss, as they take it out of their populace!
Stay well away, we really do not need your type here! So stay away!
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Surely your Christian spirit decrees that there is some quiet spot in NZ where you could accomodate barkingmad, a small New Zealand clinic perhaps, staffed by firm calved Kiwi nurses in sensible shoes, in white dresses with beatific smiles and large syringes full of Largactil, all the better to quench the brain fever that so animates the poor tormented bm?
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Oh, we have all the most modern facilities..
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"Oh, we have all the most modern facilities.."
But even so, with very few folk hospitalised yet with the lurgy, our medical facilities would appear to be stretched. Going to be a real panic stations if covid delta gets a foothold in the country.
But even so, with very few folk hospitalised yet with the lurgy, our medical facilities would appear to be stretched. Going to be a real panic stations if covid delta gets a foothold in the country.
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prospector wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 6:13 am"Oh, we have all the most modern facilities.."
But even so, with very few folk hospitalised yet with the lurgy, our medical facilities would appear to be stretched. Going to be a real panic stations if covid delta gets a foothold in the country.
Too true, so best to observe the lockdown and always the mask when out and about.
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And don't forget, the straitjacket for some, all for the protection of the public.John Hill wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 7:04 amprospector wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 6:13 am"Oh, we have all the most modern facilities.."
But even so, with very few folk hospitalised yet with the lurgy, our medical facilities would appear to be stretched. Going to be a real panic stations if covid delta gets a foothold in the country.
Too true, so best to observe the lockdown and always the mask when out and about.
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TGG, please try not to be so sensuously explicit in your description of my potential future carers, their calves and their apparel.TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 4:36 amSurely your Christian spirit decrees that there is some quiet spot in NZ where you could accomodate barkingmad, a small New Zealand clinic perhaps, staffed by firm calved Kiwi nurses in sensible shoes, in white dresses with beatific smiles and large syringes full of Largactil, all the better to quench the brain fever that so animates the poor tormented bm?
On reading it I experienced a sudden severe swelling in the nether regions accompanied by frothing at the mouth and my current carers had to rapidly strap me to the gurney, kept close by for such events, whilst they then repeatedly and assertively applied flannels rinsed in iced water!
This sort of event might seriously affect my lifespan, even more drastically than my frequent bicycling attacks on double-decker buses whilst exercising outside, without a face nappy, thereby risking something strange and lethal happening within 28 days.
Apropos any future visit I might make to the balmy film studio land down under, I also doubt if that will happen any time soon seeing as how Shergar’s sister continues in the impossible task of finding the holy grail of permanent Covid-free Valhalla;
Try this original piece today by a senior executive at pharmaceutical company setting out the choices facing Australia and New Zealand. Thanks to their misguided pursuit of zero-Covid, there are no good options. Here is the opening section:
“There is a moment in one of the Mad Max films where Max and his band of tagalongs have successfully escaped from their pursuers and are striking out through the post-apocalyptic Outback in search of The Safe Place, a haven of security where they hope to live out their lives in peace. After much struggle, they crest the top of an enormous dune only to see an endless desert stretching out beyond the horizon. It is as this point that the true nature of their predicament becomes clear; do they continue on alone into the unending sea of sand in what may be the forlorn hope of reaching The Safe Place, or do they stay where they are until their pursuers inevitably catch up with them, or do they turn around and head back into danger but to somewhere where they know there is water and shelter?
In many ways, this is an apt metaphor for the situation Australia and New Zealand now find themselves in with respect to Covid. Having apparently successfully escaped from the pandemic, what should they do now? Do they plough on in the hope of reaching some kind of Safe Place, which may or may not exist, or do they instead attempt to re-join the rest of the world?”
Hope youse down under don’t get too lonely and potentially suicidal locked up in solitary confinement...
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Dear Bakingmad,barkingmad wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 8:11 amTGG, please try not to be so sensuously explicit in your description of my potential future carers, their calves and their apparel.TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 4:36 amSurely your Christian spirit decrees that there is some quiet spot in NZ where you could accomodate barkingmad, a small New Zealand clinic perhaps, staffed by firm calved Kiwi nurses in sensible shoes, in white dresses with beatific smiles and large syringes full of Largactil, all the better to quench the brain fever that so animates the poor tormented bm?
On reading it I experienced a sudden severe swelling in the nether regions accompanied by frothing at the mouth and my current carers had to rapidly strap me to the gurney, kept close by for such events, whilst they then repeatedly and assertively applied flannels rinsed in iced water!
This sort of event might seriously affect my lifespan, even more drastically than my frequent bicycling attacks on double-decker buses whilst exercising outside, without a face nappy, thereby risking something strange and lethal happening within 28 days.
Would MI6 have sent Bond to a little "health farm" for some R&R without a plethora of sensual, nay sexy and beautiful women with which to divert him? The answer, of course is no, and thus we would not doom you to some monkish cell, full of abstinence and continual reflection on the virus and perpetual indulgence in a very unhealthy face mask fetish!
I suggest that the priapic swelling that has thus transfigured your day (and you pants) is a good sign and means that we may not need the Largactil after all. The frothing at the mouth and being bound to the gurney, on the other hand, bothers me, Has anybody attached electrodes to your scalp in the last few hours? If so we must get them to halt this barbaric treatment immediately!
Damp towels are fine, as is soothing music and the mathematical conderation of the female form.
Keep up the treatment and you progress is assured.
Yours faithfully
Dr Green Goblin
MA, ATR-BC, BTOAD, LCAT
(Therapist)
Think Bond, not Covid Mr Barkingmad...
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Your destination remains
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