Friday Jokes
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- Chief Pilot
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FD2, still, they might try and check out the Liver building
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I'm going to try a new wine later made from an anti-diuretic hybrid grape which reduces trips to the loo.Its called Pino-more.
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- Chief Pilot
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
Re: Friday Jokes
I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said "Your patellas only measures 2.54cm."
I said, "Inch high knees?"
He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"
The doctor said "Your patellas only measures 2.54cm."
I said, "Inch high knees?"
He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"
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- Chief Pilot
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OK, took a while
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- Capt
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Good for a chuckle when it sunk in!!
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Talk about sinking in---
Said to be Martin Lewis (the 'Financial' Guy) on holiday in the Maldives.
Said to be Martin Lewis (the 'Financial' Guy) on holiday in the Maldives.
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Mind you, his wife is Lara not Rachel, but it is funny.
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- Snr FO
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In the Maldives you are no more than ten minutes from the nice clean Indian Ocean. Why didn't he jump in to get the mud off before fouling up the bike.
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- Chief Pilot
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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- Chief Pilot
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian - I know I'm getting old, but can you help with with the 'bread' one please?