He's hoping to get closer to the cop with the rack; arrest is an option, hence 'buy' and 'steal'
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Told you! Thanks - Obvious now.
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That Bader joke was attributed to endless Polish pilots who were in the RAF in the 50s, 60s and 70s.
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Woody, the old jokes ARE the best!
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Anxious patient to Doctor: How often do patients die during this type of surgery?
Doctor to anxious patient: Just once.
Doctor to anxious patient: Just once.
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Not as much as a Goblin compressor departing its engine and diving into the fuselage fuel tank of a Vampire T11.
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Yes...I suspect that would indeed command your immediate undivided attention!Not as much as a Goblin compressor departing its engine and diving into the fuselage fuel tank of a Vampire T11
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High school Role Call in the US....
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Allison Pearson, journalist, recently wrote an article about long marriages. Her inbox was over whelmed by responses. Both widows and widowers wrote wistfully that they hadn’t realised how irreplaceable their other half was until they’d gone. This is her favourite funny story written by a woman:
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 25 years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We met a few days later, to exchange notes. Here’s how it went ...
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He said: “You’re the woman of my dreams. I love you.” Then we made passionate love all night.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 25 years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We met a few days later, to exchange notes. Here’s how it went ...
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He said: “You’re the woman of my dreams. I love you.” Then we made passionate love all night.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
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The Greek/ Mediterranean version is that husband starts crying and asks if his mother is alive and well
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That's a shame Rotflo
Maybe not funny in US
Maybe not funny in US
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