Morning folks. Third attempt at court case yesterday cancelled at the start. The prosecuting inspector is a complete bozo. At the pre-trial meeting on Wednesday he asked us to describe what happened on the day of 18th March last year. The detective constable pointed out to him that the armed robbery was the 14th. I said that this was a good start, he then had it in for me. He asked me to describe the knife that was found after the incident. I said it is clearly stated that my wife found it not me, and so it went on. He then said that he was going for a plea bargain with the last bastard they caught. Mrs Ex-Ascot said excuse me but he was the one that really beat me up and threatened to rape and murder me. So then he decided to go for the youngest one. Subpoena was for 08.00. We were there 07.50. no one there until 08.20. Told that court starts at 08.30. Asked our copper why the subpoena was for 08.00. He said to make sure everyone was on time.
08.25 two prison and two police vehicles and loads of rozzers rock up. 4 NRs in ankle bracelets handcuffs and chains fall out and are escorted into court past us. The looks they gave us could kill. It was all very dramatic. The judge didn't arrive until 09.00. He then delayed the case we think because of the prosecutor changing his mind about who to bargain with.
Wodders, hope that you have more luck with your legal system.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.