Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes
Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Re: Friday Jokes
Magic! Someone has a sense of reality.
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Thanks to Opsboi for the suggestion... in this case not guilty - I shd be so lucky; to Fox3 for the explanation which must be either true or very convincing (!) and to joke-providers (Mostly Ric again) I add my thanks also.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Kids these days
don't know how
good they have it
with lyrics sites.
We used to have to
sing songs wrong
for years until the
truth destroyed us.
Around the world thoughts shall fly In the twinkling of an eye
Re: Friday Jokes
What's your favorite misheard lyric?
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While shepherds washed their socks by night...What's your favorite misheard lyric?
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Not (mis)heard that one.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
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www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
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Hands that juditious use mild green Fairy liquid.
Send her Victorious, Ark Royal and Glorious
Send her Victorious, Ark Royal and Glorious
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Re: Friday Jokes
It was said that someone became very offended with NZ singer John Rowles' 1970 song lyric which they heard as
"Share your marijuana, Marie"
when he was singing a song for his sister,
"Cheryl Moana Marie"
[have posted song on "Current Soundtrack" thread, #4712]
"Share your marijuana, Marie"
when he was singing a song for his sister,
"Cheryl Moana Marie"
[have posted song on "Current Soundtrack" thread, #4712]
Around the world thoughts shall fly In the twinkling of an eye
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
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Ha ha ha.....I feel sorry for the Peruvians a million of which probably huddled around TVs in Lima lat night to watch this clown....but it worked & Funny!!
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
www.stronsaylimpet.co.uk
visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
Re: Friday Jokes
I get that funny feeling in my crutch.
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Picture taken in Liverpool: he's nicking the bulb!
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G-CPTN: so did I.
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...and me, and my legs tensed up too.