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#8779 - that's nothing. Drink the water from the river by Barcelona, and you get a cocaine high.
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Still preferable to this one: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... oly-river/
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
... 'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Brown?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' '4 Months holiday and five good leads'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
... 'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Brown?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' '4 Months holiday and five good leads'.
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Man to dog trainer: "Ever time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer."
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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800 years ago at All Saints Church in Hereford, England, a skillful carpenter carved this gentleman high up in the dark roof where nobody could see him. Five years ago they built an extra floor with bright lights for a restaurant...
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Check out the comments.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Q: How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
A: Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
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https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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Thank you for explaining that. I have just had breakfast
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What's a stormtrooper's favourite store?
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The one next to Target.
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The one next to Target.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER
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visitstronsay.com
https://www.wunderground.com/forecast/EGER