Friday Jokes
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Re: Friday Jokes
Another one.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Julie Andrews has announced that she will no longer endorse cheap lipstick because it crumbles too easily and it makes her breath smell.
She explained, "These super colour fragile lipsticks give me halitosis."
She explained, "These super colour fragile lipsticks give me halitosis."
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Re: Friday Jokes
Handy hint #96:
Do not ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn
Do not ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn
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Instead, Ask her why she hasn't already finished both jobs.
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Re: Friday Jokes
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Re: Friday Jokes
Especially if it's a case of Night Fever.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Bet he looks good in a white jacket
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2-for-1
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Re: Friday Jokes
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Re: Friday Jokes
Here we go.
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'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Ricardian, Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Re: Friday Jokes
Sorry G-CPTN I didn't look very closely. So let's have another from my collection. I will check the name.
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'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.