Friday Jokes
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- Fox3WheresMyBanana
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"Do you do any dangerous sports?"
"Sometimes I disagree with the wife"
"Sometimes I disagree with the wife"
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Man: "I didn't have time to jog this morning."
Man's friend: "You say that every day!"
Man: "Yes, I know. It's a running joke."
Man's friend: "You say that every day!"
Man: "Yes, I know. It's a running joke."
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Do songbirds get annoyed at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?
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I like the photo of the guy in the bus.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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It's yet another hot, sticky day so I've removed all my clothes and opened the windows.
I feel so much better now but the other people on the bus don't seem so pleased.
I feel so much better now but the other people on the bus don't seem so pleased.
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The manager of John o’Groats United football team has resigned after his team lost to Lands End FC.
He said he’d taken them as far as he could go.
He said he’d taken them as far as he could go.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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SSPCA: "What on earth were you thinking when you did that?"
Man: "But releasing birds at a wedding is so romantic."
SSPCA: "Yes, but you released ostriches!"
Man: "But releasing birds at a wedding is so romantic."
SSPCA: "Yes, but you released ostriches!"
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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For you country folk.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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What an immense relief it is when you realise that the weird house noises that you hear are just ghosts and not something that you can't afford to fix.
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Nothing in the Teddington flat, but the villa in Spain is well haunted...
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Just read he's already ashes - should be scattered at nearest sewage works.
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Sorry FD2 but Bots doesn't get that. Guess that it is something sick?
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Legs *ExA* look at legs.
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It refers to one of Harris's better known songs - on Youtube if you search but I'm not going to give that dreadful man air time......
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle
The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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