Friday Jokes

[ricardian]

[G-CPTN]

[Wodrick]

Stolen

[Hydromet]

Especially for OFSO.

[ricardian]

Handy hints #996:

[ricardian]

[Hydromet]

Hi all I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very happy new year, most of all good health!
These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends, they just copy and paste some random ***** and send it on.
So, after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2024.
You are the best netball team anyone could ask for.
Best wishes, Raewyn

[OFSO]

But seriously.....

[ricardian]

[ricardian]

[ricardian]

New Year's resolution:
Stop trying to please people that already don't like you and embrace the idea of being the most annoying person in their lives.

[tango15]

New Year's resolution:
Stop trying to please people that already don't like you and embrace the idea of being the most annoying person in their lives.

+1

[OFSO]

Do I detect the musings of his Noodley Highness the Flying Spaghetti Monster ?

[ricardian]

Last one for 2023. Wishing everyone a peaceful New Year.

[G-CPTN]

I like that - it wasn't obvious.

[ricardian]

I do NOT make mistakes when playing the organ, I make spontaneous creative decisions.

[jimtherev]

My community choir tell me that I belong to the Eric Morcambe school of performance. I hadn't realised I was that good...

[tango15]

My community choir tell me that I belong to the Eric Morcambe school of performance. I hadn't realised I was that good...

I would take it as more of a compliment than being compared with Les Dawson, Jim

[ricardian]

DId you know that leather is rated according to its texture? Cows from areas with abundant water sources have soft hides and are rated from "A" (good) to "C" (poor). However, hides from cows in hot, dry climates are almost invariably "D" hide rated.

[ricardian]