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Re: Friday Jokes

#10481 Post by ricardian » Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:38 pm

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#10482 Post by G-CPTN » Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:26 pm

:YMPARTY:

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#10483 Post by Wodrick » Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:36 pm

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#10484 Post by Hydromet » Tue Dec 26, 2023 10:32 am

Especially for OFSO.
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#10485 Post by ricardian » Tue Dec 26, 2023 1:59 pm

Handy hints #996:
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#10486 Post by ricardian » Wed Dec 27, 2023 11:46 pm

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#10487 Post by Hydromet » Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:31 am

Hi all I just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very happy new year, most of all good health!
These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends, they just copy and paste some random ***** and send it on.
So, after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2024.
You are the best netball team anyone could ask for.
Best wishes, Raewyn

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#10488 Post by OFSO » Sun Dec 31, 2023 1:32 pm

But seriously.....

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#10489 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:15 pm

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#10490 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 31, 2023 5:41 pm

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#10491 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:18 pm

New Year's resolution:
Stop trying to please people that already don't like you and embrace the idea of being the most annoying person in their lives.
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#10492 Post by tango15 » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:41 pm

ricardian wrote:
Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:18 pm
New Year's resolution:
Stop trying to please people that already don't like you and embrace the idea of being the most annoying person in their lives.
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#10493 Post by OFSO » Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:30 pm

Do I detect the musings of his Noodley Highness the Flying Spaghetti Monster ?

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#10494 Post by ricardian » Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:45 pm

Last one for 2023. Wishing everyone a peaceful New Year.
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#10495 Post by G-CPTN » Mon Jan 01, 2024 12:13 am

I like that - it wasn't obvious.

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#10496 Post by ricardian » Mon Jan 01, 2024 7:34 pm

I do NOT make mistakes when playing the organ, I make spontaneous creative decisions.
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#10497 Post by jimtherev » Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:05 pm

My community choir tell me that I belong to the Eric Morcambe school of performance. I hadn't realised I was that good...

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#10498 Post by tango15 » Tue Jan 02, 2024 10:30 am

jimtherev wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:05 pm
My community choir tell me that I belong to the Eric Morcambe school of performance. I hadn't realised I was that good...
I would take it as more of a compliment than being compared with Les Dawson, Jim :)

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#10499 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 02, 2024 5:20 pm

DId you know that leather is rated according to its texture? Cows from areas with abundant water sources have soft hides and are rated from "A" (good) to "C" (poor). However, hides from cows in hot, dry climates are almost invariably "D" hide rated.
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#10500 Post by ricardian » Tue Jan 02, 2024 5:43 pm

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