Caption Competition......

[Woody]

Rishi’s transport options severely reduced after he loses the election

[Hydromet]

"On my count...roll inverted."

[probes]

OK, Sunday night, time for the results. (and I hate grading! )
The different angles to interpreting the situation were wonderful, and I laughed. A lot. Especially imagining the tough guys (supposedly?) in the Mrs. Ex-Ascot's suggestion, and the inverted roll being executed . Some good ideas for cuts and defence as well.
The 'Squadron SCRAMBLE!' was almost the best. The very best one was just more optimistic and uplifting- implying they still haven't lost hope to do that (reach V₁) given they keep on trying hard.
So, PHXPhlyer

Have we reached V₁ yet?
PP

[PHXPhlyer]

PP

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"The last thing he said was;
"Ignore it, Charlie. The sign says we have to look out for black ones."

..well, apart from the screaming, obviously."

[Opsboi]

"On balance, I think Charles got the better portrait"

[CharlieOneSix]

"If I hide behind this pole I don't think they'll see me."

[Hydromet]

"On balance, I think I got a better portrait than Gina Rinehart."

[G~Man]

“Does this sign make my ass look fat?”

[probes]

I'll just hide here until they decide if they want to sentence me for belching and heating the world up, or award for farting and stuff for biogas from the other end.

[Ex-Ascot]

They didn't need to tie me here to prove the point.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Little did they know that the bull was dangerous because it kept knocking over the 'Bridge Out' sign.

[PHXPhlyer]

This photo will be included in the next revision of the Motor Vehicle Department's guide in the road sign interpretation section.

PP

[probes]

off-topic slightly:

This photo will be included in the next revision of the Motor Vehicle Department's guide in the road sign interpretation section.
PP

Actually, then being specific about cows and bulls would be needed?
Which reminds me about Jeremy Clarkson moaning about signs to indicate 'moose loose' when there are none in sight, and his suggestion: Why don't they put the sign on the moose?

[G~Man]

Bump---time for judging maybe ??

[PHXPhlyer]

They didn't need to tie me here to prove the point.

Ex-Ascot gets the nod to Mooove this thread along.

PP

[Ex-Ascot]

Thank you PHXPhlyer.

[probes]

What?? Am I seeing double?

[Hydromet]

From Burger King?

[G~Man]

"Good god man, don't start the pie-in-face war yet, I'm not armed"