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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#21 Post by ian16th » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:43 pm

Cynicism improves with age

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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#22 Post by Fliegenmong » Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:46 pm

Ah....yeah..Thanks Ian16th.....(Interesting article!..it really was)...been there.....& did that 'break up' sex...it was not 'good' and it was sometime back in the early to mid '1990's......
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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#23 Post by Slasher » Sat Oct 01, 2016 3:54 am

Fliegs... this Danish ex-crumpet you might meet up with...does she still haunt your dreams (and dick) after all this time?

If so I'll give you some advice.

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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#24 Post by Ex-Ascot » Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:49 am

Struth Ian, still e-mail my ex (birthday today in fact) but no way am I going to bonk a fat 64 yr old. That's why she got traded in for a slimmer younger model who doesn't burn dosh.

Fliegs, I say go for it otherwise the end of this thread is going to be very boring. Can't wait for the 10th :ymdevil:
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#25 Post by Sisemen » Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:55 am

Yep. Go for it Fliegs. You'll always be assured of a bed at my place!! :D

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#26 Post by Slasher » Sat Oct 01, 2016 3:35 pm

I disagree with ian16's article in part...

Because it can be the hottest sex of all, argue fans of break up sex.


Nope. [-(

HATE sex is the absolute hottest sex one can have. The more horrible miserable slutty b!tch you think she is, combined with her believing you're the biggest piece of detestable sh!t to ever walk the planet...

All I can say is your dick will be in the intensive care ward for a solid month! :ymdevil:

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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#27 Post by ian16th » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:29 pm

Slasher wrote:I disagree with ian16's article in part...


It wasn't MY article.


I only supplied a pointer to it.

I carry cans for enough problems already.
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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#28 Post by Fliegenmong » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:42 am

Oh dear ....really ...... She knows I'm happily married...(Yes! Really! happily married!!!).....Curious though to catch up, now she's so close...really just that....just like lunch with any of my other girlfriends, and often I will 'Lunch' or 'Brunch' with the girls .... so she is a long ago ex ...but so what?...can't be too different to nattering away with a bunch of other chicks I regularly hang out with....for Heavens sake I brunched with three women on Saturday morning after Gym class, they are just friends, and we invited Mrs Fliegs along, but she'd rather sleep in....

Thanks Siseman......If I need cross the continent for a bed it's nice to know you're there! :-bd
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#29 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Oct 03, 2016 4:07 pm

Standby folks I think he is going to go for it :-bd :ymdevil:
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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#30 Post by Slasher » Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:16 am

Fliegs...Fliegs...Fliegs...I dunno. 8-|

Mate you know the old rule - never expose yourself to a naked flame... old or new.

And she WILL end up naked through her efforts or yours.

Have a good time though and give her one for me! :D

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#31 Post by probes » Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:42 am

Dunno. Breakup might just turn into breakdown, so you never know.
It would imply you aren't getting good enough to 'replace' it?
And if it is really good, why stick labels on it?

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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#32 Post by Fliegenmong » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:10 am

Dunno. Breakup might just turn into breakdown, so you never know.
It would imply you aren't getting good enough to 'replace' it?
And if it is really good, why stick labels on it?


Stick labels on it? I don't understand?......No! she will not end up naked Slasher! .... I have a lot of Lady friends.....and they are just that....good mates.....friends that'll think nothing of sending or receiving a text at 2am.....just 'cos we're out on the sauce, but in different parts of town perhaps....help each other out....or vent about our frustrations with our kids.....or borrow a tool...or share a recipe.....or...bitch about other's spouses....or plan some fitness adventure....or whatever really....
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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#33 Post by probes » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:33 am

Sry - I should have been more specific. Why label it as "break-up sex", I meant. Sex is sex.

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#34 Post by Fliegenmong » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:48 am

Oh...right it was 'break up' sex of 20+ years ago for heavens sake......nothing to see here..move along...label it as that ? I think it was just a sad kinda 'mercyf*#k' at the end of a tumultuous relationship....

I did just have this realisation though....I will be in (meet up in) Redcliffe (Brisbane) on Monday, and by Thursday I will be in Punavuori, Helsinki...(Punavuori meaning Red Mountain / cliffs!) LOL
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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#35 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:43 pm

Fliegenmong ,you're missing the point everyone has been making. There is a huge difference between meeting an old platonic friend from years ago, and meeting an ex lover. And even if you have no intention of it being anything but lunch; the ex may have other plans on her agenda. So, beware. L-)
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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#36 Post by compo » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:44 pm

I agree with ^^^

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#37 Post by Slasher » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:48 am

Take it from me.... catching up with old flames will either result in at most a mind-boggling shag (assuming age hasn't ravaged her) or at the least a mutual rub of each other's naughty bits.

And since Fleigs's flame is Danish... :ymsmug:

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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#38 Post by Slasher » Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:27 am

So... Fliegs.... 'smonday. What happened?

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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#39 Post by probes » Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:56 am

And then - whatever you do, the present one will always suspect you of having 'something' with the ex anyway... so why not go for it, right? :)

P.S. edited for proof:
The raging ex trying to wreck Phil Collins’ reunion with wife No.3: It was a love story Against All Odds – the singer going back to the love he paid £25m in their divorce. But, as our compelling series reveals, there’s one BIG problem...
Collins would visit their sons Nicholas and Matthew - and, according to my sources, he was not only friendly with his ex-wife but her husband, too.

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Re: Catching up with an old Ex

#40 Post by Fliegenmong » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:15 am

Oh Probes...an entirely different take on it to Limeygal!! .... So what happened??? .....Well .... a lovely trip down memory lane over a Caesar salad and a glass of wine (or a mug of flat white for her)....what our children do...what we've been up to...do you remember him? Do you remember her?...here's photos...oh wow yes I'd forgotten that! Do you remember when? etc etc......It was a whole lot of fun....really was....nothing sordid or suggestive....just a really lovely time!....and 1 & 1/2 hours flew by in 5 mins.....shes still mad, and I never know what to beleive and not....but lovely all the same.. :)

Catch up again? Sure....sometime......when? Maybe 5 yrs...maybe never again...maybe in a few months...but it was lovely all the same. Recognised her right away......yet she looked soooo different! .... Older, plumper.....but lovely.....home tonight with Mrs Fliegs....and we're as happy as ever! :)
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