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#841 Post by Woody » Sun Mar 10, 2019 2:45 pm

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#842 Post by ricardian » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:56 pm

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#843 Post by Sisemen » Wed Mar 27, 2019 10:15 am

Gotta get this one in before Ricardian :D

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#844 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:45 am

Don't drink the water . . .

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#845 Post by Slasher » Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:59 am

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#846 Post by Sisemen » Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:23 pm

Pair of Jacko's gloves found at recent police search of Neverland.

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#847 Post by Slasher » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:10 am

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#848 Post by Slasher » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:31 am

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#849 Post by AtomKraft » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:04 am

My wife had a phone call from her friend today.

Her chum said ' the police have fished the body of a woman out the river Clyde today. They are trying to identify her. She's described as fat, ugly and with a fanny like the top of a Wellington boot'.

Oh, that's terrible said my wife, but why are you calling me?

Just wanted to check you're ok!

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#850 Post by Slasher » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:59 pm

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#851 Post by Fliegenmong » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:17 am

#848 Slasher...very clever! :)
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#852 Post by Slasher » Tue Apr 16, 2019 10:12 pm

From last Monday's edition of the South China Morning post here in HKG:


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#853 Post by unifoxos » Wed Apr 17, 2019 7:53 am

Is China's April 1st a fortnight later than ours?
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#854 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:17 am

Well that is one country that doesn't need to increase its population. If you can't conceive naturally someone is trying to tell you something.

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#855 Post by ribrash » Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:18 pm

After experimenting with lots of different drug and booze combinations, I finally discovered the Whisky, Valium and Heroin combo.
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#856 Post by Slasher » Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:02 am

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#857 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:43 am

Slasher THAT is sick

And VERY funny

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#858 Post by Stoneboat » Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:02 pm

=)) =)) =))

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#859 Post by OFSO » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:03 pm

At my Spanish fitness centre during Carnival.....
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He didn't sit on my face, although the Queen of the Night tried...

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Re: The SICK Joke Thread

#860 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:34 pm

Weren't you lucky

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