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#2801 Post by ricardian » Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:32 pm

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#2802 Post by ricardian » Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:57 pm

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#2803 Post by ricardian » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:43 pm

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#2804 Post by Slasher » Tue Jun 11, 2019 6:22 am

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#2805 Post by ricardian » Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:23 am

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#2806 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:27 am

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#2807 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:20 am

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#2808 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:53 pm

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Capt, I used to do exactly no. 1 on that check list. Didn't need to go any further and if injured no come back. They sat down after falling down. Same driving with tailgaters. Quick dab on the brakes sorts them out.
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#2809 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:14 pm

Ex-A, tailgaters, better,switch on rear fogs and accelerate. 👹

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#2810 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:52 pm

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Ex-A, tailgaters, better,switch on rear fogs and accelerate. 👹
Don't think we have rear fogs on the Land Cruiser but there again I have no idea what half the switches are for. Had a tailgater in Maun once and I stopped at a pedestrian crossing. Screech of tyres from behind then he swerved and went straight into a lamppost. We drove on.
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#2811 Post by ricardian » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:17 pm

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#2812 Post by Capetonian » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:01 pm

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#2813 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:09 pm

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#2814 Post by Woody » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:59 pm

Definition of confusion- Fathers Day in Birmingham =))
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#2815 Post by ricardian » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:23 am

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#2817 Post by ricardian » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:51 pm

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#2818 Post by Woody » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:27 pm

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#2819 Post by ricardian » Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:05 pm

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