I have been known to wash before and after. There are definitely some things you don't want to risk getting down there.OFSO wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:11 pmAn observation carried out at the European Snowflake Institution determined Frenchmen wash their hands before urininating, in contrast to other nationalities which wash their hands after. Asking one of them to account for this, Guy P. answered simply "we have more respect for our pr*cks". ( And I'm not making that up.)
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Pee is sterile. Wash your hands to avoid contamination.
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Your prick, assuming you bathed or showered and put on clean underwear before dressing, is invariably going to be cleaner than your hands.
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Depends where it's been in the past 24 hours.
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Especially down here
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