Cyrano for hire...
What an admirable profession! Will people here exchange a billet-doux with the apple of their eye tomorrow and what will folks here be doing tomorrow to show their appreciation of the same apple?
I shall be using this auto love letter generator...
I generated this fine piece of prose...
I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.
I cherish Cardiff, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a sweet girl. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a girl.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you dancing in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous walking skills.
You have legs like gritty sprouts and the most wholesome nose I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to kiss those gritty sprout legs and rub that wholesome nose.
You're so special with your kind ways. The way you handle your humorous fist shows great kindness and firmness.
I know that to you I'm just a nincompoop fool but I think we could be happy together, playing like two tall dogs.