Caption Competition......
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"Well you're the on who said "Shall we let her have a go"......
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"Simpkins had never been much good at reverse parking!"
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“Aircraft towing training has been suspended for the day “
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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"Best we skip straight on from Lesson 1 to Lesson 27 - Accident and Incident Form completion"
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"I hope your son and grandson make Admiral"
"Thanks...Why mention that now?"
"They'll need to to pay your Mess Bill"
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Airplane! is not an official RN Training Film
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"I hope your son and grandson make Admiral"
"Thanks...Why mention that now?"
"They'll need to to pay your Mess Bill"
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Airplane! is not an official RN Training Film
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Wait for meeeeeee!
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- G~Man
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Thank you....I have so many but trying to keep it somewhat "PC"...lol Try this, and for TGA-yes if you zoom in you can see the gnomes....
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Hey, you said *you* would be flying this leg...
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Are you sure there’s an Autopilot on this model?
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I said that you could finish painting it after I had landed.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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G-Man's photo of two pilots under the fuselage brings to mind a truck with a noisy transmission.
Together with a colleague we were test-driving this vehicle when I decided to get out and stand alongside as the vehicle passed so that I could identify whereabouts the noise was located.
As the rear of the vehicle passed me I came face to face with my colleague who had had the same idea and said "You have control" - only I had already left the cab.
Fortunately, without input from the accelerator, the vehicle 'stalled' and came to a halt a few yards beyond where we were standing.
Together with a colleague we were test-driving this vehicle when I decided to get out and stand alongside as the vehicle passed so that I could identify whereabouts the noise was located.
As the rear of the vehicle passed me I came face to face with my colleague who had had the same idea and said "You have control" - only I had already left the cab.
Fortunately, without input from the accelerator, the vehicle 'stalled' and came to a halt a few yards beyond where we were standing.
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You told me that all of Pablo Escobar's hippos had been shipped out to India and Mexico. Not just 70.......
RAF 32 Sqn B Flt ; Twin Squirrels.
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G-Man decision time.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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Sorry was ouyt of town at the HAI Expo/
And the winner is....this one:
And the winner is....this one:
Ex-Ascot has the stick....
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Thank you G-Man. Got to get the laptop out. What was actually happening?
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OK try this one then,
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.
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I do not qualify but I would say 'Is this fuel or airspeed"?
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"..and this one measures Karma"
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….and this one tells you where my dealer is
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This was rappelling re-currency with the US Forest Service. The crew had to rappell every 14 days to remain current. The Bell 206L4, (Long Ranger), is the only aircraft where they go inside the skids, all others go outside, has to do with lateral CG.
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